Leno: Obama, Syria Jokes

JAY LENO: In more serious news, President Obama [is] now in Russia. Do you know what he's doing there? I think he's seeking asylum.

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President Obama cancelled a fundraising trip to California next week because of the Syrian situation. See that's when you know this is serious, when President Obama cancels a fundraiser. Oh, my God, we're in Code Red!

On Tuesday, President Obama is planning to address the nation. And instead of calling his plan to attack Syria a 'war,' he is calling it a 'limited military intervention,' which sounds better than 'potential endless quagmire.'