JIMMY FALLON: I don't know how much you guys know about ObamaCare, but the way it's supposed to work people can choose between several different price plans - Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Platinum. But if none of those work for you, President Obama actually introduced a few other plans that are even cheaper.
Here's a few of them right here and the coverage you can expect from these:
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM - Instead of a detailed mole check, your dermatologist gives you a bottle of sunscreen and offers to 'do your back.'
CEMENT - Makes it legal for you to take someone else's medication if they feel like they're done with it.
WOOD - The doctor just looks at you and says, 'Eh, it's probably nothing.'
WHATEVS - A cashier at Walgreens guesses what's wrong with you.
CARDBOARD - Is just a card with 'www.wedmd.com' written on the front.
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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