JIMMY FALLON: Another potential candidate for the Republican nomination is Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. But now they're saying that his dog allergy could make him less likable. I think they're over thinking everything. What's wrong with people? They say that his dog allergy is going to make him less likable to voters. That's just the best. I mean, I don't know. They might be right. Take look at this Scott Walker campaign ad I saw. Watch.
[Run clip. Images of Walker, American flags, etc.]
SCOTT WALKER VOICE-OVER: My name is Scott Walker. I'm the governor of Wisconsin and I am running for president of the United States. Ah-choo! I want to be your president because I believe in this country. Ah-choo! America is a place where... Sorry, I'm gonna sneeze. Wait. No, I'm not. America is a place... Ah-choo! Damn it!!! I'm Scott Walker and I'm allergic to f---ing dogs.
[End clip.]
FALLON: Aw, come on. No, that's just....
STEVE HIGGINS: They should call him Dog Walker.
FALLON: Dog Walker?
HIGGINS: Yeah, Dog Walker.
FALLON: Why did they have a dog in the sound booth? Unbelievable.
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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