JIMMY FALLON: The big story right now is still President-elect Donald Trump. He has been busy tweeting again. That's right, he went on Twitter yesterday to claim that he actually won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of illegal voters, and that any recount will change nothing. Speaking of nothing changing, Trump won and still says the election was rigged.
This has a lot of people upset. I read that the Secret Service protecting Donald Trump might have to rent two floors of Trump Tower, forcing taxpayers to pay $3 million in rent back to Trump's company. Trump said that is absolutely not true and the rent is $4 million. Whoever said that, that is...lowball.
That's right. Trump could charge his own Secret Service agents millions of dollars in rent. Then Trump was like, 'That's nothing. Wait till you see what I charge them for the minibar. That's where I get you.'
Yesterday, Trump was seen wearing a hat that says '45' on the side, signifying that he will be the 45th president, or the total number of days before he quits being president. It's like, 'It's been fun. It's been a fun month and a half. You take it from here, Pence.'
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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