JIMMY FALLON: I read that Trump is actually giving tours of the White House. Of course, a lot of his visitors have questions on their tours, so Trump tries his best to answer them.
For example, when someone asked, "Who planted the roses in the Rose Garden?" Trump says, "Chris Harrison from 'The Bachelor.'"
When somebody asked, "What happens in the Treaty Room?" Trump says, "When I'm good all day, I go there and get a treaty. Today I had Fruit by the Foot."
Finally, when visitors asked, "What kind of dishes do you use for State Dinners?" Trump says, "Only the finest CHYNA!"
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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