Marco Rubio - Sweden's Weather and Sunrises

🚨 LMAO!! The greatest Sec. of State Marco Rubio just walked up to the press in Sweden and dropped this hilarious line:

"I didn't even want to TALK to you guys! They told me, 'we have to talk to the press.' Alright, let's do it."

Marco is still exhausted from filling in for… pic.twitter.com/bUVwshPyPk

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 22, 2026

🚨 LOL, Marco Rubio just went full MIAMI mode in Sweden

"There's nothing wrong with this weather. Miami is 95 degrees with mosquitoes and humidity this time of year! But your sunrises are way too early. It's like 3:45 and the sun is up, what's wrong with these people?! It's not… pic.twitter.com/tGaV6vYHJl

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 22, 2026

According to JD Vance and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Marco Rubio is the funniest member of President Trump's cabinet.

Humor does seem to come naturally to him.