CNN Has a Problem With the UFC Event at the White House

.@ScottJenningsKY from the top rope after CNN reports that there are 494 port-a-potties needed for the UFC event at the White House:

“494 porta-potties. That's a lot of porta-potties. Somewhere Graham Platner is booking an airline ticket.”

OH MY GOSH. WHAT A LEGEND. pic.twitter.com/Ex1ioEqWWC

— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) June 12, 2026

"Why? Why are we doing this?"

What a stupid question!

We're celebrating the 250th.

They're upset about the 494 porta-potties.

Scott Jennings had a great response for that involving creepy Graham Platner.