Michael Alfonso Wins

Sean Duffy's son-in-law Michael Alfonso wins Wisconsin house seat to become youngest House member https://t.co/j0afgd5a41 https://t.co/XoRq3qktPu

— New York Post (@nypost) November 4, 2026

Midterms - Victorious Democrats

Congratulations to all the Democrat victors tonight, and to all the lazy, worthless Republicans who let it happen. https://t.co/fRtF4gK3yw

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 4, 2026

This was a shellacking.

Possible silver lining: This may be helpful when it comes to 2028. Let the Democrats/Socialists remind people that they have nothing to offer other than lunacy, incompetence, lawlessness, open borders, anti-Semitism, and "Hate America" garbage. Let the Republicans get their act together, listen to the people they represent, and act accordingly.

Ramones: 'Rocket to Russia' - 49 Years Ago

Ramones released Rocket to Russia 49 years ago today.

FOX News Calls Arizona

Fox News Calls Arizona For Stacey Abrams https://t.co/GkT7zzs0Eo

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 4, 2026

Wisconsin Polls Close at 8 PM

If you don’t want toll roads, GET OUT AND VOTE. If you don’t want higher property taxes, GET OUT AND VOTE. If you don’t want Wisconsin to become a sanctuary state for criminal illegal immigrants, GET OUT AND VOTE. If you don’t want men in women’s sports, GET OUT AND VOTE. If you don’t want half of our prison population released, GET OUT AND VOTE. David Crowley has vowed to do these things to our great state. I vow to stop them. POLLS CLOSE AT 8 PM!

— Tom Tiffany (@TomTiffanyWI) November 3, 2026

VOTE!

Trump Didn't Cancel Elections

Idiot King Forgets To Cancel Election https://t.co/zL03EmByFT

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 3, 2026

DOJ Sends Election Monitors to Milwaukee and Madison

The DOJ is sending Election Monitors to Milwaukee and Madison We are all over the Milwaukee Central Count. No midnight USB drive fuckery this time.

— RightWI (@RightWI1776) November 3, 2026

Democrats' Closing Argument

Abdul El-Sayed's pal, Hasan Piker, delivers the Democrats' closing argument.

Strong closing message by the Democrats! https://t.co/r6bNgkVge5

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) November 3, 2026

Haley Stevens did the right thing. Those voting for and supporting Abdul El-Sayed did not.

Intimidation From Democrats

🚨 WOW! A Texas Democrat says the ONLY voter intimidation he's faced came from his OWN party after he decided to put America first "The only intimidation I felt is my own side, the Democrats. There's just a lot of foulness coming out of it!" "I've never had Republicans say, 'You're a fool.' But I have most certainly had Democrats come at me very foul over hearing about my choice to support my country first." The party that lectures everyone about "tolerance" turns on its own the second someone thinks for themselves! They are the party of destroying America. THEY are the REAL cult. More Democrats are walking away. Keep it going. https://t.co/FuvlNQFSkC

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 3, 2026

America first.

Eric Trump: 'Remember Where We Were Two Years Ago'

Remember where we were two years ago… Men swimming in women’s collegiate sports, NFL athletes kneeling for the national anthem, faith and family under attack, a wide-open southern border with millions of illegals pouring in unchecked, rampant crime and fentanyl destroying our streets…. A total lack of respect from every country (and leader) around the world, and a lack of pride in our flag. I hope everybody will take a minute to understand what the Democrats stand for and remember how they governed. Look at the success being seen in red states vs the failure and migration out of those that are blue. If you VOTE, we will win! Today’s Today is the day. Let’s keep America, America. Let’s keep America the greatest country on earth. God bless you all 🇺🇸🇺🇸

— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) November 3, 2026

Only American Citizens Eligible to Vote

If you vote illegally in this country, and you are NOT eligible to vote, @DHSgov will find you, hunt you down, and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Only American citizens should be deciding American elections.

— Secretary Markwayne Mullin (@SecMullinDHS) November 3, 2026

Protect the vote.

Loving America

America does not belong to those who hate it. America belongs to those who love it. https://t.co/FaE1UxMGHm

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) November 3, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed Wants Open Borders

Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan Abdul El-Sayed wants open borders and no deportations: “We as a country, I believe, owe it to the world to open our doors.” Get out and VOTE Republican against this. https://t.co/5b1GAqoQA9

— America (@america) November 3, 2026

How did this guy get to be the Michigan Democrats' candidate for the U.S. Senate?

Rob Gronkowski Encourages Voting in New Hampshire

🚨 Super Bowl champ Rob Gronkowski is waving the American flag and urging voters to get out and vote in New Hampshire, with Republican signs proudly displayed behind him! ABSOLUTE PATRIOT! 🇺🇸🔥 https://t.co/xShR50jtv8

— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) November 3, 2026

Jackson Chourio - Youngest Player to Win Gold Glove, World Series in Same Season

Unbelievable what this kid has accomplished in his young career https://t.co/0VzrNLWgOh

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 3, 2026

Milwaukee - 'The Sweet Joy of Victory'

The sweet joy of victory #WonOurWay https://t.co/NPw7FtErtn

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 3, 2026

“You post about the World Series too much” Me: https://t.co/26uFQWVSSx

— 𝒞𝒶𝓅𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝒴𝑒𝓁𝒾’𝓈 𝐵𝑜𝓃𝑔 (@yelichfans) November 3, 2026

The Daily Mail - Corrupt Fake News

https://t.co/AqGdfYm0Vg

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) November 3, 2026

Pete Buttigieg: Abdul El-Sayed's Comments, Association With Hasan Piker Disqualifying

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg says that Abdul’s comments and association with Hasan Piker are disqualifying. https://t.co/SsIe9Wjbrs

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) November 3, 2026

Every cowardly Democrat should be held accountable for failing to condemn Abdul El-Sayed.

Pete Buttigieg had no choice here. Had he not been put on the spot, I'm sure he wouldn't admit that El-Sayed doesn't belong in the U.S. Senate.

Will Democrats and their media hacks insist that Buttigieg is in the midst of a mental breakdown?

Vote Red

Vote red today!

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 3, 2026

Of course, "red" refers to Republicans, not Commie Democrats.

Ballot Machine in Milwaukee Malfunctions

ALERT: A ballot machine in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, experienced an issue where at least 100 ballots were not read. The issue was reportedly fixed, and the ballots were then counted. Always confirm that your vote was counted! Every vote matters!

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 3, 2026

I don't have faith in the integrity of Milwaukee's elections.

Vote for Tom Tiffany

WISCONSIN, SIX HOURS LEFT! You have until 8 PM to cast your ballot and make your voice heard. Here's what's at stake in this election: https://t.co/fnfMTuvznu

— Tom Tiffany (@TomTiffanyWI) November 3, 2026

Poll Worker in Minnesota Mocks Charlie Kirk Assassination

🚨 NOW: Poll worker in MINNESOTA is mocking the assassination of Charlie Kirk with an absolutely demonic shirt THESE PEOPLE WANT TO CONTROL AMERICA She needs to be IMMEDIATELY carried out of the polls, and Republicans need to keep voting or these people will take control! https://t.co/NLP3JZX2v2

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 3, 2026

This person should be in handcuffs on federal charges. This should be the kind of decision that ruins her life. DOJ needs to be on it immediately.

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) November 3, 2026

This is vile.

Vote for Republicans.

🚨 BREAKING: Hennepin County officials have confirmed that the poll worker wearing the blood-spattered T-shirt depicting Charlie Kirk is real. The poll worker was sent home, but told they could return if they changed their shirt. Excuse me, HOW was this individual not fired on the spot? Why are they being given an opportunity to return to their post? This is actually insane.

— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) November 3, 2026

Trump Honored to Endorse Tom Tiffany

It is my Great Honor to endorse Highly Respected America First Congressman, Tom Tiffany, who is running to be the next Governor of the GREAT State of Wisconsin, a very special place to me in that we had a BIG Presidential Election Win on November 5, 2024! I endorsed Tom for Congress early and strong, and he won, BIG. Likewise, he has always been at my side. A very successful Businessman, Family Farmer, and State Legislator, prior to becoming a distinguished United States Congressman, Tom is a Proven Leader who has dedicated his life to serving his Community. His opponent, David Crowley, is a Radical Left Democrat who wants massive Tax Increases, Open Borders, Men playing in Women’s Sports, and Transgender Mutilization of your Children. David Crowley is Reckless, Radical, and Dangerous! On the other hand, as your next Governor, Tom will continue to work tirelessly to Grow the Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, Advance Election Integrity, Advocate for the Working Men and Women of Wisconsin, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. He will fight to advance Common Sense Values, and put WISCONSIN, AND AMERICA, FIRST. Tom Tiffany has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Governor of the Great State of Wisconsin. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR TOM — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2026

Bill Maher, Brian Williams, and California

Love this

— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) November 3, 2026

Stop voting for Democrats/Marxists/Leftists/Socialists/Communists and better your life.

Brewers at Marquette Game

World Series champion #Brewers Brice Turang is in the house to watch the Marquette #GoldenEagles tipoff their regular season. Turang is coming off an appearance on SNL, a second Gold Glove win and he's now a finalist for the NL MVP award. https://t.co/ti1BgvLers

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) November 2, 2026

The champs getting some shots up! #MUBB | #WeAreMarquette https://t.co/5ijVwEJloN

— Marquette Men’s Basketball (@MarquetteMBB) November 3, 2026

Champs in the house. 🏆 @Brewers #MUBB | #WeAreMarquette https://t.co/7r6un3Om20

— Marquette Men’s Basketball (@MarquetteMBB) November 3, 2026

Brew Crew 🤝 MUBB! https://t.co/ZlV6Y0cDI9

— Sophia Minnaert (@SophiaMinnaert) November 3, 2026

Trump-Endorsed Wisconsin Candidates

TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF WISCONSIN, GET OUT AND VOTE for these Great Patriots! They have my Complete and Total Endorsement and will never let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP https://t.co/0WHYmVSKdN https://t.co/VoJAY4XFfe

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 2, 2026

VOTE.

America Without Republicans

We Asked AI To Show America Without Republicans https://t.co/ghxAY6Kd8W

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 4, 2026

NO!

Vote for Republicans!

Sal Frelick's Message on Instagram

Brewers RF Sal Frelick shared a heartfelt message on Instagram today👇 “I didn’t know it was possible to fall in love with a city, until I became a Brewer. I’ve never been prouder to put a jersey on and I’ve never wanted anything more in my life than to give this fanbase a World Championship.”

— Hunter Baumgardt (@hunterbonair) November 2, 2026

Bango, Bernie, Barrelman, and the Sausages

Had my World Series Champion friends stop by last night. 🏆⚾🏀 https://t.co/uaN44EZ129

— Bango (@BucksBango) November 1, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed Lies About Pete Hegseth

🚨 BRUTAL: Will Cain just took apart Abdul El-Sayed's attack on Pete Hegseth, and the record backs Cain up. El-Sayed claimed Hegseth "would have rode the pine" and "probably got to start two games his entire career." Then he went after Hegseth's MOM for cheering at his games. Here's the record. Hegseth was a STARTING point guard, all-conference twice, all-state, and valedictorian. He left high school as its all-time three-point leader. Then he played Division I basketball at PRINCETON. All El-Sayed had to do was Google it. If he'll lie about a high school basketball career, what else will he lie to Michigan about? Michigan, vote Mike Rogers tomorrow.

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 2, 2026

Abdul el-Sayed said Pete Hegseth, who played at Princeton, sucked at basketball. Has Abdul ever played basketball before?

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) November 1, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed is a very strange guy. Unstable. Weird.

Christian Yelich Talks About SNL Experience

Christian Yelich talked today about his experience on Saturday Night Live👇 “It was awesome that I got to share it with Brice and Murph.” 🎥: @raisingcanes https://t.co/IJ37oGyJjH

— Hunter Baumgardt (@hunterbonair) November 2, 2026

Thanking Our Brewers

History made. Our way. Thank you @brewers https://t.co/m3o1GzRTm4

— 620 WTMJ (@620wtmj) November 2, 2026

Vote for Tom Tiffany

Wisconsin, it's up to you tomorrow. David Crowley will raise taxes. I won't. David Crowley will turn Wisconsin into a data center hub. I won't. David Crowley will allow men to play in girls' sports. I won't. David Crowley will create a sanctuary state for illegals. I won't. https://t.co/zAPCurPm4K

— Tom Tiffany (@TomTiffanyWI) November 2, 2026

55 stops across Wisconsin, and it’s the people who made this tour special. In Menomonie, I met a veteran who once rode on Wilderness Cruises, the small business my wife and I ran in the Northwoods. Years later, he’s holding a sign with a message for you: GO VOTE TOMORROW! https://t.co/BqAahhfp74

— Tom Tiffany (@TomTiffanyWI) November 3, 2026

Harold Ford Jr. Stands Up for Haley Stevens

🚨 NEW: Fox News’ liberal host Harold Ford Jr SLAMS liberal media for piling onto Haley Stevens and her mental health after she endorsed Mike Rogers. “So out of bounds.” “David Axelrod, Anderson Cooper, this young lady made a principled decision about a grievance she had with Mr El-Sayed. I know this: Democrats, if we’re asking Republicans to flip… how is that we are going to tell a Democrat that she can’t reconsider and look at a race and vote on her principles?” “I will be DAMNED if I am going to sit here and watch someone criticize this young woman for standing on her principles,” adds @HaroldFordJr

— TV News Now (@TVNewsNow) November 2, 2026

The Democrats are now trying to marginalize Haley Stevens' endorsement of Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed by asserting that she is having a mental health breakdown. They are very very sick, very intolerant, very disgusting people. https://t.co/R6CJjyQTxX

— Kevin Bass (@kevinnbass) November 2, 2026

Brit Hume also weighs in, citing the "vicious hypocrisy" by the Leftist media.

🚨 NEW: Fox’s Brit Hume CALLS OUT “vicious hypocrisy” in the liberal media over Haley Stevens: "I am fascinated by this. It wasn’t too many years ago when a number of leading Republican voices walked away from the Republican Party saying they just couldn’t stomach Donald Trump and that was widely praised in the media and elsewhere as being an example of people putting country ahead of party.” “So, along comes this really quite remarkably extreme candidate in El-Sayed, and this long-time Democrat office holder... decides she can’t in the end endorse him and endorses a Republican... the stuff in the media about it from some quarters has been absolutely vicious hypocrisy in my view,” adds @brithume to @BretBaier

— TV News Now (@TVNewsNow) November 2, 2026

All Souls' Day

TODAY is All Souls Day. HONOR the lives of your loved ones and PRAY for their departed souls! https://t.co/WupO0N9r1E https://t.co/LbqBSTWdte

— EWTN Global Catholic Network (@EWTN) November 2, 2026

It’s All Souls' Day, the feast of All Souls. This is the day we remember the faithful departed – those to whom we’ve been close in the past. Do you remember that beautiful little prayer? “Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May they rest in peace. Amen.” Happy All Souls' Day! @thegnewsroom

— Cardinal Dolan (@CardinalDolan) November 2, 2026

On the Commemoration of All the Faithful Departed (All Souls’ Day), the Church remembers and prays for all those who have died, entrusting the souls of the faithful departed to the loving mercy of God. May they be purified and welcomed into the joy of eternal life. 🙏 Share the name of a loved one who has passed away, and let us remember them together in prayer. Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May they rest in peace. Amen.

— EWTN Vatican (@EWTNVatican) November 2, 2026

Pope Leo XIV made his way across Rome on Monday to the Verano Cemetery, where he celebrated Mass for the Commemoration of All Souls’ Day. In his homily, the Holy Father noted the connection with the Solemnity of All Saints, observed on November 1, which he described as giving “direction to our prayer.” God’s “fatherly and steadfast hands hold them for eternity,” he continued, “so that they may fully enjoy that vital, mutual belonging which the Lord promises to His people.”

— Vatican News (@VaticanNews) November 2, 2026

Sal Frelick on The Yak

World Series Champion @SalFrelick came in and surprised KB on The Yak https://t.co/gWQLKFbyWc

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) November 2, 2026

Fun!

Brice Turang - MVP Finalist

One of the very best players on the planet ‼️ Brice Turang is a finalist for the NL MVP Award! https://t.co/dYKNTmJ887

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 2, 2026

Congratulations, Brice Turang!

Jackson Chourio - Gold Glove

A Gold Glover and World Series Champion at age 22❕ Congrats, Jackson! https://t.co/JMeX6c6h2K

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 2, 2026

Congratulations, Jackson Chourio!

Brice Turang - Gold Glove

Champion. 2x Gold Glover. Best 2B in baseball. 🏆🏆 Congrats, Brice! https://t.co/wgWh0qwnj6

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 2, 2026

Congratulations, Brice Turang!

Brewers Meet Drunk Uncle

ICYMI

ICYMI, the World Champions met Drunk Uncle last night #WinOurWay x @nbcsnl https://t.co/IyaRVrMdad

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 1, 2026

Abner Uribe's 'Squeal'

If you listened to any of Pat Murphy's letters from Ueck, you'd always here this sort of "squeal." We all wondered who it was, and thanks to Garrett Mitchell we finally have an answer https://t.co/o2pJ4EUz0g

— 620 WTMJ (@620wtmj) November 2, 2026

Mystery solved.

Liar Jamie Raskin

“There are people running who are running who have the same name in all 50 states.” —- Jaime Raskin It took us 3 seconds to fact check that. NBC News just didn’t have that kinda time… https://t.co/txdvYXicpt

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) November 2, 2026

No, it doesn't "happen all over the place." Democrat Jamie Raskin is a liar. He's spewing trash.

JD Vance Apologizes for Cursing

NEW: Vice President JD Vance lets a curse word fly while criticizing Democrat Blake Gendebien, then immediately finds himself giving the kids in the audience some very different advice. "Listen to your parents. Do not talk like the vice president of the United States." Vance laughs off the moment by sharing a story about his grandmother, a devout Christian who also had a colorful vocabulary. "I've got both those things in me," he tells the crowd, before singling out a young girl and warning that her mom would be upset if she followed his example.c Follow the latest election 2026 news and updates: https://t.co/VmvNCFFLgc

— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 2, 2026

JD Vance Raised a Democrat

.@JDVance: "I was talking to my daughter who is 4 years old and I said...I'd like you to identify maybe a couple of toys you'd like to donate...she brings me two of her brothers' toys and I realized that despite my best efforts...I have apparently raised a Democrat." 🤣 https://t.co/nqxY8X3mCm

— Republicans (@Republicans) November 2, 2026

Very cute.

Abdul El-Sayed, Men in Girls' Locker Rooms, and the Internet

.@AbdulElSayed says it’s ok for MEN to be in girl’s locker rooms. Why? “Well because they are going to find out about it on the internet anyway” Completely unacceptable. https://t.co/eXeh70kkeP

— Mike Rogers (@MikeRogersForMI) November 2, 2026

Ah yes, I’m sure El Sayed allows his girls to freely peruse transgender content on the internet. Specifically photos of male genitalia. But he’s fine with your girls experiencing that in real life in their locker rooms. He just made an ad bragging about being a girl dad, by the way. https://t.co/7C13vxCv2L

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) November 2, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed sounds like a terrible parent. He argues that young girls can be exposed to male genitalia in their locker rooms because people have cell phones and are exposed to everything on the Internet anyway. What a ridiculous argument! By virtue of the existence of the Internet, we shouldn't protect girls' and women's rights? That's insane. Creey.

El-Sayed would be a TERRIBLE senator.

Remember, Abdul doesn’t want his kids being trans or around a dude in a dress, he just wants your kids around it. He isn’t for gay marriage, unless he wants to condemn his own mosque where they don’t allow same sex marriage. He isn’t for abortion for Muslim women, he wants white progressive women to have abortions. He isn’t for free healthcare he wants a giant government boondoggle. He isn’t for Gaza, or he’d demand Egypt to take down their wall. And most importantly he is t for America, he is for the Muslim Brotherhood. Your move Michigan.

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) November 2, 2026

So you're telling us a man who believes in a religion requiring women to be covered head-to-toe is okay with biological men undressing in girl's locker rooms? Abdul El Sayed is INSANE and he hates women.

— Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) November 2, 2026

Pat Murphy on 'The Today Show'

Guess who made it on the @TODAYshow this morning 👀 #WonOurWay https://t.co/DeHqvWiJXb

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 2, 2026

Christian Yelich at Raising Cane's in Greendale

Christian Yelich’s full comments to fans at @raisingcanes in Greendale this morning👇 “As much as (the title) is for us, it’s mostly for you guys and how much I know it means to Brewers fans.” https://t.co/FwYsMnWaZG

— Hunter Baumgardt (@hunterbonair) November 2, 2026

Had a great time hanging with everyone! @raisingcanes #CaniacAmbassador

— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) November 3, 2026

Ted Cruz Calls Out Schumer, Pelosi for Attacks on Haley Stevens

Disgraceful. Schumer & Pelosi care only about power. Nothing else matters. Tragic. @HaleyforMI showed remarkable character & courage & principle. She put America before party. And Schumer & Pelosi’s savage attacks on her for doing so shows who they are & what they value.

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 1, 2026

The Democrats are a mess. The party is in shambles.

Demcrats will do and say anything for power, even support an anti-Semitic, America-hating candidate like Abdul El-Sayed.

A Wisconsin Goodbye

In Wisconsin, nobody ever tells a guest that it is time to go home. Instead, they use an ancient military signal involving both kneecaps and a word that does not exist in any English dictionary. Last Sunday night at my friend Dave's house, six of us were sitting on the living room sofa eating apple pie. It was 8:45 p.m. Nobody had yawned. Nobody had looked at a clock. Suddenly, Dave set his fork down, placed both palms high in the air, and slapped his own thighs with a sharp crack that echoed off the drywall. Then he inhaled through his nose and spoke the word. "Welp." He followed it with a sentence that broke my understanding of the English language: "Suppose I shouldn't keep you folks." Keep us. We were sitting in his house, eating his pie, drinking his coffee, and he apologized for holding us hostage. Before the syllable finished echoing, all five American guests rose to their feet in unison like cavalry hearing the bugle at dawn. Plates were stacked in four seconds. Coats materialized from closets. Boots were laced at combat speed. I stood up in a panic, assuming the house was on fire. Then the strangest thing of all happened. The retreat stopped entirely at the front rug. We walked twelve feet from the sofa to the front door, and then stood in the entryway with our coats fully zipped, holding Tupperware, and talked for forty-two additional minutes about snow tires. Dave had his hand on the brass doorknob for half an hour and did not turn it once. I have learned that in the Midwest, a departure is divided into three mandatory campaigns: The Couch Goodbye, which means put your boots on. The Hallway Goodbye, where the actual conversation of the evening begins while everyone sweats inside winter parkas. And the Driveway Goodbye, conducted through a half-rolled-down car window in twenty-degree wind. It was 9:40 p.m. when I finally backed my car down Dave's icy driveway. I looked into my rearview mirror. Dave was still standing on his wooden front porch in his wool socks, arms crossed against the freezing snow, watching my car. He did not go back inside. He did not turn off the yellow porch light. He stood there in the cold until my tires safely reached the plowed county highway and I flashed my hazards twice. Only then did the porch light go dark. I understand now why it takes them forty-five minutes to let you out the door. In a winter that cold, nobody wants to be the first one to let go of a friend.

— NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) October 31, 2026

Yes, our goodbyes do take a lot of time. It's wonderful.

Bruce Blakeman Ad

My liberal friends spend a lot of time screaming about Trump when the clowns they need to displace are right here. The evidence that leftism has destroyed the city and state are so obvious. I know this is a political ad, but provide evidence that any of it is wrong. You can’t https://t.co/8SXpmc0HDg

— Charles Gasparino (@CGasparino) October 31, 2026

Brewers Go Trick-or-Treating in Wauwatosa

Brewers stars go trick-or-treating in Wauwatosa https://t.co/wk5nMXv35H By @ByJackAlbright

— Mary Spicuzza (@MSpicuzzaMJS) November 1, 2026

Mike Johnson Jokes With Trump in Iowa

House Speaker Mike Johnson breaks into an unexpected impression of President Donald Trump while joking about the president's late-night phone calls. "The man calls me at, like, 1:00 in the morning and also at 5 a.m.," Johnson says, reenacting Trump asking, "Mike, are you sleeping?" "No, sir. Of course. Sleep is for sissies, we know." Johnson then catches himself: "I'm not going to do the impression in front of you. I'm sorry. I didn't plan that."

— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 1, 2026

VOTE!

OUR Championship

"This is the entire city and state's championship. Everyone shares a part in this" #WonOurWay https://t.co/jY0fH3wxXO

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 1, 2026

It's great to experience this. Unity is a wonderful thing.

Hasan Piker and the Democrat Party

This is the part where we're supposed to say Piker is wrong. He's not. Piker and the America hating islamist-progressive alliance is the Dem party's future--and its present.

— Paul Mauro (@PaulDMauro) November 1, 2026

True.

The future of the Democrat party is bleak.

Of course, if these radical Democrats get power, the future of the country is dire.

Susan Wild Trashes Haley Stevens

I know @HaleyforMI way better than most people on X. She and I came into Congress together in 2018. She was co-Prez of our freshman class. She was incredibly kind to me when my late partner died; she organized a big group of our class to come to the House floor to support me when I spoke about his suicide. We were roommates in 2023, after my wonderful first roomie lost her election; both my adult kids know Haley well and are on a texting basis with her. We’ve socialized and we have good friends in common. While she and I differ on one impt issue, specifically Israel and AIPAC support, I’ve never publicly challenged her on those things, because I felt that her good points outweighed the issues I disagreed with her on. Today, that changes. 👇 Haley’s endorsement of Rogers in the MI senate race is appalling. Not because he’s a Republican, but because what he stands for is what she, and I, and our caucus has fought so hard against. Rogers is a 100% anti-choice politician. He is a Trump loyalist. He’s shown his Islamophobia in his many remarks against @AbdulElSayed, and with this endorsement, Haley has shown that she agrees with his positions. I’m shocked by Haley’s endorsement. I’m terribly sad and disappointed. I’m furious and will be more so if we lose the MI senate race. So many people in the Democratic Party have shown so much support to Haley over the years, and she has betrayed them all. If this is because of her new relationship (about which many of us were so happy for her after she lost the primary), all I can say is that any woman who abandons her friends when a new guy comes along is no friend at all. The fallout for Haley won’t just be in Dem politics; she will be a pariah among her friends in the Democratic caucus in Congress. Only she will be able to decide whether it was worth it.

— Susan Wild (@wildforcongress) November 1, 2026

Susan Wild dumps her friend, Haley Stevens, making wild accusations.

Wild is appalling. It's not a betrayal for Stevens to reject someone like Abdul El-Sayed.

John Fetterman - Abdul El-Sayed and 'Little Man Syndrome'

🚨 BOOM: Sen. John Fetterman just absolutely BODIED Abdul El Sayed just a couple days before election day, and it's BRUTAL "He has the WORST case of LITTLE MAN syndrome I've EVER seen!" 🔥 "El Sayed is going after a woman and banning her from campaign events for having an opinion — his reaction demonstrates why he struggles with groups of Michigan voters!" Abdul's campaign reportedly told her to stay away from his final events, including Sunday's unity church service with Jim Clyburn 😭 And now Stevens' own fiancé is endorsing Mike Rogers! MIKE HAS THE MOMENTUM

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 1, 2026

Once again, John Fetterman calls it like he sees it. Once again, he's right.

Democrats - Two Days Before the Election

So two days before the election Democrats are under investigation in Alaska for criminal fraud on the senate ballot, Ilhan Omar is poised to be deported for marrying her gay brother, & Democrat Haley Stevens just endorsed Republican Mike Rogers because Abdul El-Sayed hates Jewish people. What a finish, Dems!

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) November 1, 2026

Do what's right. Don't vote for these Democrats.

Haley Stevens Endorses Mike Rogers

🚨 BREAKING: Haley Stevens (D) just WALKED OUT to OFFICIALLY endorse Mike Rogers (R) — and he's standing right at her side! "My vote for Senate...MIKE ROGERS." 🇺🇸 "We have to stand with country. WE CAN'T STAND WITH HATE. We can't stand with Hasan Piker!" "I woke up this morning, decided to go to church — and I am here with the person who I am voting for. That is Mike Rogers." 🔥🔥🔥 This is an absolutely amazing sight. Political earthquake happening in MI This is the same Stevens who was supposed to be at a Detroit church today with Jim Clyburn, showing Democratic "unity" behind Abdul El Sayed Abdul ruined THAT

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 1, 2026

🚨 WOW! Abdul El Sayed is VISIBLY ANGRY, he just walked out after Haley Stevens endorsed Mike Rogers and told the media to not even BRING UP her endorsement of Rogers (R) "KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS focused!" "Might not drive clicks for you!" "I have a sense you all are here because of the decisions of somebody who's not here right now." And of course, he's emerging with black leaders, panicking he's losing the black vote Michigan Mike is making huge inroads. He's panicked! 🔥

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 1, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed always brings out his "This is what we should be talking about" shtick to evade answering questions he doesn't like.

In the meantime, Haley Stevens is trying to save the Democrat party.

Ted Simmons - Feeling Like a Champion

To say the Brewers winning the World Series title meant the world to the 1982 Brewers, might be putting it lightly. Ted Simmons: “This group of players here, have made all of us finally feel like champions. Congratulations to everybody, I finally feel like a champion.” 🎥: MLB https://t.co/l5FglVPsoL

— Hunter Baumgardt (@hunterbonair) October 31, 2026

Christian Yelich at Greendale Raising Cane's Tomorrow

Attention Brewers fans👇 Christian Yelich will be serving from the front counter and drive-thru of Raising Cane’s in Greendale tomorrow from 10:00-11:15am. Select fans in line will have the opportunity to be served by Yelich. The event is open to the public, but is not an official meet-and-greet. Address: 5250 S. 76th St., Greendale

— Hunter Baumgardt (@hunterbonair) November 1, 2026

'Get Up, Get Outta Here, Gone!'

A new generation of Brewers fans carrying on a voice we’ll never forget 💙 This Wisconsin teacher taught his class Bob Uecker’s iconic home run call! Via: _thenorthernnerd_/IG https://t.co/ojmX30aMxj

— MLB (@MLB) November 1, 2026

1982 Brewers

After a 44-year wait, the @Brewers returned to the World Series and finished the job! Relive the 1982 Brew Crew’s run to the Fall Classic at 4pm ET/3pm CT on MLB Network! 🎥 “Just a Bit Outside” https://t.co/BABbf5Fmob

— MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) November 1, 2026

Cheers to the '82 Brewers!

Cleaning out Mom and Dad’s house over the weekend. 44-year-old @journalsentinel @Brewers tag line for the win. https://t.co/XkCupyy8Nn

— Mike Jakubowski (@MikeJ_OnTheMic) November 2, 2026

Brewers at Studio 8H

Scenes from Studio 8H #WonOurWay x @nbcsnl https://t.co/75K34RgHCS

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 1, 2026

Lorne Michaels holding the Commissioner's Trophy - funny.

All Saints Day

“The saints suffered. Therese had tuberculosis. Teresa of Avila had cancer of the stomach. Padre Pio had perpetual diarrhea and asthma. Bernadette had asthma too. Mother Cabrini had high fever to malaria she contracted during her travels. Holiness is not for wimps and the cross is not negotiable, sweetheart, it’s a requirement”. -Mother Mary Angelica (to me) Happy All Saints Day

— Raymond Arroyo (@RaymondArroyo) November 1, 2026

"Holiness is not for wimps and the cross is not negotiable, sweetheart, it’s a requirement."

-Mother Mary Angelica

Lear Jet Crashes - West Palm Beach, Florida

BREAKING: Emergency crews rush to the scene of a plane crash in West Palm Beach, Florida, with reports indicating there are no survivors. The aircraft, believed to be a Bombardier Learjet 60, reportedly plunges toward the ground at an estimated 32,000 feet per minute. Social media video appears to capture the terrifying final moments. The cause of the crash remains unknown as authorities investigate. The private jet reportedly crashed just miles from Mar-a-Lago. Find out what is known about the nine people on board and the aircraft's flight path: https://t.co/FqyVTulTNi

— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 1, 2026

This video is horrific.

The private jet that went down just miles from Mar-a-Lago had 9 people on board, according to the FAA. The plane crashed in a residential area near Cresthaven, Florida. The aircraft had departed from Austin-Bergstrom International Airport in Texas and was on its way to North Eleuthera Airport in the Bahamas when it crashed. According to the New York Post, the plane took a "sharp right turn" before nosediving into the ground from about 8,000 feet. The plane is a $2 million Learjet 60, according to the Post. Witnesses on the ground say the crash sounded like a missile.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 1, 2026

This audio is heartbreaking.

🚨Audio has just been released from the Learjet 60 business jet that crashed near West Palm Beach, Florida. “Mayday, Mayday, we’re descending 10,000 feet per minute… We’re out of time…” This was just 8 miles from Trump’s home at Mar-a-Lago. Absolutely horrific. https://t.co/BFJWKXjEU8

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 1, 2026

Won Our Way, Celebrate Our Way

This shot should win an Academy Award #WonOurWay https://t.co/HID7KBKqv0

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) November 1, 2026

Lost in the craziness of brewers parade day was this clip I got of Sal giving Vaughn a brotherly sac tap then chugging their beers. Just guys being dudes. Love this team man #WonOurWay #brewers https://t.co/5VBp7DKnpm

— Jack Miller (@Jackmiller93) November 1, 2026

Christian Yelich, Brice Turang, Pat Murphy on SNL

@Brewers in Studio 8H! https://t.co/vX3Ky0rv4A

— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) November 1, 2026

Drunk Uncle is back at the Update desk! https://t.co/sIk5wiPa15

— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) November 1, 2026

Thank you, Inde Navarrette, Gracie Abrams, Tom Hanks, Bobby Moynihan, Pat Murphy, Christian Yelich, and Brice Turang! Goodnight! https://t.co/dghfPZ3C2X

— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) November 1, 2026

Brewers: 'Drinkin' With the People'

Drinkin' with the people. that's our kind of people. @SalFrelick I @620wtmj I @JenLada https://t.co/2B74dKX5Sk

— ESPN Milwaukee (@ESPNMilwaukee) October 31, 2026

Milwaukee Celebrates the Brewers - No Riots, Arson, Looting

The Milwaukee Police Department estimate that 750,000 attended the parade or program to celebrate our World Series champion Milwaukee Brewers. There were no riots or mass destruction. Instead, people from across Wisconsin got together, drank a lot of beer, and celebrated a massive win for a team who’s scrappy can-do play matches the attitude of their fan base. This is how it is done America. @Brewers

— Scott Walker (@ScottWalker) October 31, 2026

Unforgettable

A day we'll remember for the rest of our lives #WonOurWay https://t.co/98gezHtz1v

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 31, 2026

Let's Play Some Baseball and Get Some Home Runs

Playing this on repeat forever https://t.co/l2pdjMYixA

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 30, 2026

Forever.

Amy Acton - DRUNK

🚨 OMG. Amy Acton is HAMMERED... She straight-up embarrassed herself, walking out and slurring like she's drunk out of her mind! "Ohhh it's so GOOD. Good to be back here, it's about truuuth and justice I just wrote on the worrrr, words back here. That is. I'm honored to be here!" 💀💀 Ohio, do NOT make the wrong choice on Tuesday, Vivek is your only option to maintain sanity! Keep Ohio red. Don't hand the governorship over to this PSYCHO h/t @TheCharlesDowns

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 30, 2026

Wow.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!