SAUSAGE RACE AT LAMBEAU FIELD!!!!! OH MY GOD THIS NIGHT IS AWESOME https://t.co/87rDiXSSlQ
— Big B (@bigpackers4x) October 30, 2026
The Hot Dog wins the inaugural Lambeau Field Racing Sausages race! 🏁 https://t.co/55mPKTVuGD
— Jason Wilde (@jasonjwilde) October 30, 2026
I love Wisconsin.The first ever Brewers sausage races at Lambeau Field! https://t.co/G992DDYu9t
— Kevin Robinson (@_KevRobinson_) October 30, 2026
THE CHAMPS ARE HERE @Brewers https://t.co/WGUpDjmxdG
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) October 30, 2026
Cap 🫡 @Brewers https://t.co/mdw6DBZQPt
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) October 30, 2026
A WISCONSIN SPORTS DREAM https://t.co/2ECgGAUdPh
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 30, 2026
no one at the @Packers game knows I'm the MLB admin 👀 The @Brewers showed up at Lambeau Field tonight with the World Series trophy! https://t.co/eTDviG4GLl
— MLB (@MLB) October 30, 2026
GO PACK!Happy HalloWIN https://t.co/uoPfQqUGSJ
— Green Bay Packers (@packers) October 30, 2026
.@POTUS and @FLOTUS celebrate Halloween at the White House! 🎃🇺🇸 https://t.co/pfqU29dnP9
— Margo Martin (@MargoMartin47) October 29, 2026
Happy Halloween!.@POTUS and @FLOTUS welcome trick-or-treaters to the White House 👻 https://t.co/Lnnqw8yKP4
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) October 29, 2026
Here is Mrs. Uecker, who really doesn’t speak in public - https://t.co/p2hhfSp7xT
— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 29, 2026
THE MILWAUKEE @Brewers ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS AND WE ARE CELEBRATING WITH A NEW FLAVOR!! 💙⚾️💛🎉🏆 Available, TOMORROW, October 30th, “Roll Out The Barrel” will be available at all three locations while supplies last! 🍨 #KOPPS #KoppsFrozenCustard #BrewCrew https://t.co/lJWQ9sV70K
— Kopp's Custard (@koppscustard) October 29, 2026
Lots of fireworks around Metro Milwaukee, too!Cathedral of St. John the Evangelist peals bells for Brewers victory! https://t.co/gdHABQPXWl
— WISN 12 NEWS (@WISN12News) October 29, 2026
NEW: @MilwaukeeMPS closes all schools and district offices Friday, Oct. 30, to celebrate the @Brewers parade & rally https://t.co/zrkUil7huK
— Sam Kraemer (@SamKraemerTV) October 29, 2026
This is deranged. It's so deranged it seems fake. Who actually thinks Brewers fans are shoving hate in anyone's faces because they are simply enjoying the game? Such a world view is extremely sad. If cheering for the Brewers in the World Series means there's "cishet energy" or a "Christian-nationalist vibe," then I guess I love "cishet energy" and a "Christian-nationalist vibe."The World Series is offensive for LGBTQ in Sturgeon Bay, WI. https://t.co/jRkf2mTTLf
— deplorablehomo (@deplorable_homo) October 28, 2026
Isn't it great to be this happy?FOR. THIS. CITY. #WonOurWay https://t.co/ouQlB1wSG3
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
He will remember this "forever, forever and ever."“This is the happiest day of my life” This means everything to this young Brewers fan https://t.co/ZDMykWdugB
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 29, 2026
I love watching this. Similar scenes played out all over Wisconsin last night. United in the joy of our Brewers winning the World Series.He's waited decades for this. He's never stopped believing. This is a dream come true. Enjoy this clip. He's everybody's dad tonight. #brewcrew #mlb #milwaukeebrewers https://t.co/Iqsy1amCE1
— News to Remember (@allchronology) October 29, 2026
THE BREWERS - THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL.All calls of the out that made the Brewers first-time World Series winners 🎙️⬇️ https://t.co/mShLJuqE7s
— MLB (@MLB) October 29, 2026
Embarrassing. Obama's post-presidency has been a disaster."That was my jam for about a decade." Former President Barack Obama jokes about his love for The Cheesecake Factory after claiming Trump took issue with his comparison of the White House to "Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory." "I am the father of two daughters. Do you think I could have survived their childhood without going to the Cheesecake Factory?" Trump has defended the renovations, saying the new ballroom will replace temporary event tents used during previous administrations, including Obama's.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 29, 2026
Patrick Stewart has died at 86 💔🕊️https://t.co/IsxHfb5tyu
— TMZ (@TMZ) October 29, 2026
Rest in peace.In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund https://t.co/luC5CdcWDy Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources https://t.co/zvNptfyuNd Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia https://t.co/XNncEVq56X
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) October 29, 2026
These artifacts from the @Brewers’ first World Series championship will be part of baseball history forever at the Hall of Fame: 🔹 William Contreras’ chest protector and shinguards 🔹 Pat Murphy’s postseason hoodie 🔹 Aaron Ashby’s glasses 🔹 Sal Frelick’s Game 2 batting gloves 🔹 Christian Yelich’s Game 4 jersey 🔹 Cooper Pratt’s Game 4 and 5 bat 🔹 Jacob Misiorowski’s Game 5 cap 🔹 Brice Turang’s Game 5 cleats
— National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ (@baseballhall) October 29, 2026
#Brewers Pat Murphy on the championship parade this Friday and what it means to the fans, the city of Milwaukee and the state of Wisconsin: "We didn't get picked to win the division by one outlet. We didn't get picked to win over 85 games by anybody... but those fans of ours, they picked us."
— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) October 29, 2026
Jacob Misiorowski gets a standing ovation at Tropicana Field AND American Family Field 👏 1,293 miles apart and Brewers fans in Milwaukee are showering The Miz with love! https://t.co/bP5Y0G9KMu
— MLB (@MLB) October 29, 2026
Robin and the Captain. Talking about doing it for Ueck. https://t.co/8GPZ2XYo9u
— Curt Hogg (@CyrtHogg) October 29, 2026
The Kid. https://t.co/QUJxduZnYc
— Curt Hogg (@CyrtHogg) October 29, 2026
“Have fun talking shit to Chicago next year. We have a ring!” Trevor Megill wants Brewers fans to know they’re done hearing “zero rings” https://t.co/lms4mlswZU
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) October 29, 2026
Breaking. Milwaukee Brewers Championship Celebration starts Friday 10am! Here are the details: MILWAUKEE BREWERS CAPTURE THE FIRST WORLD SERIES IN FRANCHISE HISTORY Milwaukee Brewers Championship Celebration Parade and Rally Announced for this FRIDAY, October 30; Fans Invited to Gather Across Downtown Milwaukee and Henry Maier Festival Park to Celebrate Historic Season MILWAUKEE – Your Milwaukee Brewers are World Series Champions! With their victory in the 122nd World Series, the Brewers have captured the first championship in franchise history, delivering a long-awaited title to a fan base that has spent generations believing, hoping and waiting for this moment. The championship marks the culmination of a remarkable season and the franchise’s first appearance in the World Series since 1982. Tonight, that wait is over. From packed watch parties and sold-out crowds to unforgettable moments throughout the postseason, Brewers fans from across Wisconsin and beyond helped fuel the most memorable chapter in franchise history. Together, players, coaches, staff, alumni and fans have brought a World Series championship home to Milwaukee. To celebrate this historic achievement, the organization today announced the Milwaukee Brewers Championship Celebration, taking place this FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30. The day’s celebration will include a parade through the heart of Milwaukee’s historic Wisconsin Avenue and a championship rally and fan festival that will bring the community together to honor the 2026 World Series champions. The championship parade will begin at 10 a.m. at the intersection of N. 4th Street and W. Wisconsin Avenue and proceed through downtown Milwaukee before concluding at Henry Maier Festival Park (HMFP), where a rally will take place throughout the grounds. Admission to the general HMFP grounds will be free to all fans until capacity is reached. Tickets to be seated in the American Family Insurance Amphitheater for the rally speeches will be available today with staggered season seat member presales starting at 10 a.m. and the public on sale at 2 p.m. As with postseason Watch Parties, net proceeds from Amphitheater ticket sales will benefit Brewers Community Foundation. For fans without tickets, the rally speeches will be available on various video boards throughout the HMFP grounds. HMFP will open to the public at 8 a.m. to accommodate fans. On the grounds, guests can enjoy multiple viewing locations with large video screens featuring live parade coverage, along with live music and a variety of food and beverage offerings. For HMFP entry and venue policies, visit https://t.co/JPTifLtiBn. Fans will have an opportunity to purchase exclusive Brewers Parade/Rally merchandise, available only during the Championship Celebration at HMFP. In addition, the first 50,000 fans at the rally will receive a limited-edition championship rally towel, courtesy of Associated Bank. The rally is presented by American Family Insurance. Potawatomi Casino Hotel will serve as sponsor of the rally’s live broadcast and local FOX 6 will air the live celebration. Fans should visit https://t.co/xDm17avYUJ and follow the Brewers official social media channels for the latest updates regarding the Milwaukee Brewers Championship Celebration. The Brewers Team Store at American Family Field will open at 9 a.m. on October 29 and will operate exclusively out of the merchandise tent located in the 3rd base plaza.
— Tom Wachs, CBM (@tomwachstv) October 29, 2026
PARTYING ALL NIGHT https://t.co/veHJcg3AkW
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
A party 57 seasons in the making #WonOurWay https://t.co/j1PFX3LM5I
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
Tonight, Milwaukee is the center of the universe❕ #WonOurWay https://t.co/57MVO0vbxp
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
Let the celebration begin in Milwaukee 🙌 (via @MitchFink1) https://t.co/MozSHbRJG8
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) October 29, 2026
We love our Brewers.Something straight out of a movie. THIS CITY IS THE BEST. The Deer District erupts as the Brewers record the final out and become World Series champions. #WorldSeries #WinOurWay https://t.co/5Yet3VsQcC
— CBS 58 News (@CBS58) October 29, 2026
🗣️ MVP! MVP! MVP! #WonOurWay https://t.co/mV9Ast3oLQ
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
A MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE IN BASEBALL IMMORTALITY https://t.co/Mg7PXbPlJm
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
THE CHAMPIONSHIP CLINCHER #WinOurWay x @UWCreditUnion https://t.co/d35MNI4qtE
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
THE WAIT IS OVER. YOUR BREWERS ARE ON TOP OF THE BASEBALL WORLD #WinOurWay https://t.co/0bG3UWe80f
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
OUR WAY. AND OUR WAY ONLY. #WinOurWay → #WonOurWay https://t.co/zaoFXLHP29
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
Every reaction from the Brewers after securing the final out of the World Series 😮💨 https://t.co/08LZW3lW1P
— MLB (@MLB) October 29, 2026
THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/opBMIz9Rvd
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 29, 2026
Hungry for the moment #WinOurWay https://t.co/egrSFKu5kz
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
The angry Elf thought that Obama and a barber shop would be enough
— Miranda Devine (@mirandadevine) October 28, 2026
The choice is crystal clear, Michigan.
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 28, 2026
Thank you, Ambassador Waltz and Secretary Rubio.🚨 BREAKING: UN Ambassador Mike Waltz announces the Cuban "diplomat" who INTERRUPTED him while speaking art the UN will be FORCED OUT of America TODAY, on the orders of Secretary Rubio "That individual will be on a flight back to Havana and out of this country TODAY. We're NOT gonna put up with it." THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE! 🔥
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) October 28, 2026
They need our help. Now more than ever. Bring the California refugees home. https://t.co/FTLzHFHUJd
— Steve Hilton (@SteveHiltonx) October 28, 2026
Steve Hilton is a warrior. Becerra is a zombie. We can’t afford another hack in the governor’s mansion. Vote for Steve Hilton. He’s the real deal.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 27, 2026
Good.BREAKING: Colleague @davidspunt reports via two sources familiar that there is an ongoing DOJ "aggressive criminal investigation" into Daniel J. Sullivan appearing on the ballot for US Senate in Alaska, and the investigation has intensified in the wake of the bombshell NYT report today. DOJ sources tell David that multiple grand jury subpoenas will be issued in the coming hours and days, and there are preservation orders to cell phone companies that are being prepared regarding text messages and emails that may build a timeline for how Daniel J. Sullivan was placed on the ballot. The investigation is being handled by the U.S. Attorney's Office in Alaska and federal prosecutors are interested in potential charges relating to the depravation of rights of Alaska voters. The investigation is expected to go beyond Election Day and has been underway for several months.
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) October 28, 2026
The White House and President Trump are taking a major victory lap after a new study claims that paper straws are worse for the environment than their plastic counterparts. Paper straws were supposed to be the environmentally friendly alternative to plastic, but a new study finds they release six times the amount of carcinogens than plastic straws and contribute to twice as much environmental acidification. Trump has long criticized paper straws and the environmental policies he calls the "Green New Scam." In February 2025, he signed an executive order directing the federal government to stop purchasing paper straws and develop a strategy to eliminate their use.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 28, 2026
Grandma Sue's ready for Game 5 ⚾️ #WorldSeries2026 https://t.co/agYVRTZVtF
— Charlie Berens (@CharlieBerens) October 28, 2026
Pinellas County, Florida, board meeting Muslim women in full burqa blasted the islamic call to prayer Byron Donalds has been clear: Shariah law has NO place in Florida Vote smart, Florida! https://t.co/pxFm2cWMgv
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) October 28, 2026
ISLAMIZATION OF FLORIDA - YES, THIS VIDEO IS REAL! One resident walked into the Pinellas County hearing in a burqa and started blasting the adhan. All hell broke out. Staff cut her off, told her the meeting was for public comment, not a recording, and escorted her out. While residents lined up to question a shadowy mosque expansion, the county paperwork never called it a mosque; one person used her three minutes to play the supremacist adhan - showing Floridians a glimpse of their future. Residents are fighting back. The Federal government continues to remain silent!
— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) October 28, 2026
World Series Stars Share How God and the Virgin Mary Sustain Their Careers | National Catholic Register https://t.co/E0eCubPYzp
— A Milwaukee Catholic (@CCityCatholic) October 28, 2026
The jig is up. Good for the NY Times for exposing it. The Dems are lying their butts off about it: Inside Democrats’ Secret Effort to Stack Alaska’s Ballot https://t.co/qNk4tywXdk via @NYTimes
— Brit Hume (@brithume) October 28, 2026
Absolutely outrageous.This is so shocking the NY Slimes had to pretend to care https://t.co/qHKJ3IUmcM
— Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow) October 28, 2026
Don't vote for Democrats/Socialists.Perfect
— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) October 28, 2026
GO BREWERS!Prepare for battle 📺: FOX 📻: WTMJ #WinOurWay https://t.co/KoozZ6jIT6
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
GO BREWERS!Bring the heat #WinOurWay https://t.co/34z6LBKRq0
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
Official Brewers World Series Game 5 Watch Party tickets go on sale SOON ‼️ Tickets will go fast, make sure to reserve your $15 ticket at 12 PM CST to cheer on the Crew tonight at American Family Field → https://t.co/FPTpxLmNyB https://t.co/F95dqRqBwG
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026World Series Game 5 Watch Party
When: Wed, Oct. 28; Gates open at 5:00 pm CT.
Where: American Family Field
It’s clinch time, Milwaukee. Join our official Game 5 Watch Party at American Family Field as your Brewers aim to become world champions for the first time ever. There’s no better place to watch it all go down.
Public ticket access begins on Wed, Oct. 28 at noon CT. Limit of 6 tickets per Watch Party.
Tickets are available for $15. Purchase preferred parking for $15 or general parking for $10. Lots will open at 4:30 pm CT.
Thank you for your interest - Game 5 Watch Party is SOLD OUT.
Due to large crowds, we encourage fans to purchase parking in advance to guarantee a parking spot onsite at American Family Field. Only fans with Watch Party tickets will be permitted to park on the premises.
Sal Frelick, the Catholic Milwaukee Brewers outfielder, was an altar boy and proudly wears a crucifix under his uniform. Speaking to the Catholic Herald, he said, “I want people to see I’m wearing it. I’m not using it as bling. I really want people to know that I have faith.” https://t.co/nbuNALdshx
— Sachin Jose (@Sachinettiyil) October 28, 2026
Jackson Chourio shares a record with Babe Ruth. It took 98 years to do what Jackson Chourio did last night. Incredible.JACKSON CHOURIO TIES A 98-YEAR-OLD RECORD 😳 Chourio's 10th hit this #WorldSeries ties Babe Ruth (1928) for most through the first four games of a Fall Classic! https://t.co/v5FDPeR35H
— MLB (@MLB) October 28, 2026
An elite postseason performer at such a young age #WinOurWay https://t.co/Elpn49YDOt
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
New @RebellionPac ad dropping in Michigan. We have to suffer here at home, so Israel can get all its wars. That’s why they buy politicians like Mike Rogers. He promised to serve Israel “unconditionally,” but never made that promise to you. https://t.co/mtgVOyNczg
— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) October 24, 2026
Everything about this ad is terrible. I hope the people of Michigan don't vote for this anti-Semite.This is one of the most comical ads this election cycle. Yes, Americans are chatting at the grocery store about how they can’t buy groceries because their tax dollars “go to Israel” 🙄 😂 nevermind the fact that Israel has invested 100% of military aid in the U.S. economy since Oct 7, and has also purchased over $1 billion *additional* in arms, according to DoD. Federal military aid is also prohibited from being spent on anything other than U.S. arms, so the line about healthcare is even more comical. El Sayed and his Islamist fans like Cenk Uygur want and expect American voters to be so stupid they never check. Not only is this ad insane, conspiratorial, and antisemitic — it is also flat out false. El Sayed isn’t for the people of Michigan, he isn’t even for America. He is for the Muslim Brotherhood. https://t.co/wTcwx044hV
— Adam Milstein (@AdamMilstein) October 25, 2026
David Hamilton's really about it ‼️ https://t.co/dA1zF5DRLs
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
David Hamilton's game-tying home run brought everyone at the @Brewers watch party to their feet https://t.co/hf5g5wFhw8
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) October 28, 2026
Aaron Ashby: MLB Postseason Legend https://t.co/h5a5RZm2RC
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
ROOKIE COOPER PRATT DELIVERS AN ICONIC WORLD SERIES MOMENT https://t.co/fAM0XhJVJd
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
I thought this was it, but it wasn't.American Family Field watch party just erupted at Pratt’s World Series Game 4 home run. Complete with Bernie slide. Let’s go Brewers! #WorldSeries #MilwaukeeBrewers #BrewCrew https://t.co/tECc6AUulQ
— Aaron Weeks (@AaronBlue91) October 28, 2026
It will happen. GO BREWERS!Final: Rays 4, Brewers 3
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
For Ueck 💙 #StandUpToCancer https://t.co/2us4B62exp
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 28, 2026
I used AI to create this short film. America, you’ve been warned. https://t.co/YkdVEkkHHe
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) October 27, 2026
Forty-nine years ago today, the Sex Pistols released their only studio album, Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols.
GO BREWERS!"WISCONSIN IN THE HOUSE!" @kevinburkhardt | @AROD | @davidortiz | @derekjeter @MLBONFOX https://t.co/PYtvT33SV1
— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) October 27, 2026
"In color."60 years ago today, The Great Pumpkin premiered on CBS. Here is the original trailer that aired in 1966. https://t.co/oATwnrRiD3
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) October 27, 2026
CatholicVote President & CEO Kelsey Reinhardt on the Catholic bishops and archbishops praying over Trump: "We preach the Gospel to death-row inmates. No one is beyond the mercy of God. So the idea that Donald Trump is somehow prohibited from being prayed over, or that these bishops should apologize for praying, is absurd." @catholickelsey
— CatholicVote (@CatholicVote) October 27, 2026
Listen to Richard Grenell, Michiganders.Sayed mocks selling cars…. in Michigan!!?! He hates football, Mackinac Island and the car industry. Wake up, Michiganders.
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) October 27, 2026
Well said."Half my family was murdered by the actual Hitler. In addition to it being deeply offensive to Jews, to call Trump Hitler, is to call over 80 million Americans, 35% of Jewish Americans, 56% of Hispanic men, and the majority of Americans who make under $100,000 a year Nazis. Because those are the people who gave Donald Trump his victory."
— John F Kennedy JR (@johnfkjuniorq) October 27, 2026
“To every person voting blue this upcoming November the 3rd, I wish you the prosperity of Venezuela; the salaries of Cuba; the freedom of North Korea; the human rights of China; the women’s rights of Iran; the democracy of Russia; & the security of Mexico.” 👏 TikTok: @ user8220233998613
— ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) October 27, 2026
I am deeply concerned by reports that Brazilian Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes ordered Flávio Bolsonaro to surrender his passports following Brazil’s presidential election. Allegations of election irregularities, including changes to voting hours, raise serious questions that demand transparency and independent scrutiny. The Brazilian people deserve confidence in their elections, the right to challenge results, and protection from political retaliation. The United States must stand for free and fair elections, due process, and fundamental freedoms. The concerns surrounding Brazil warrant serious scrutiny, particularly given what we have witnessed in Venezuela.
— Congressman Rich McCormick, MBA MD (@RepMcCormick) October 27, 2026
🚨 WOW! President Trump personally APPROVED granting Flavio Bolsonaro entry into the United States before Brazil's regime could seize his passport, per CNN, citing a Trump adviser And now we know MARCO RUBIO is granting him, and his family, visas Trump and Marco knew ALL ALONG this is likely what Lula's flunkies would do! As soon as Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes gave Bolsonaro 24 hours to surrender his passports on Monday, Trump officials stepped in and made clear to Bolsonaro that America would welcome him in 🙏🏻 "The State Department will issue visas to Flávio Bolsonaro and his family and allow them entry into the United States." Trump just prevented a severe political persecution. HE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 27, 2026
Flávio Bolsonaro has left Brazil for the U.S. after Lula’s police force and tyrant Supreme Court Justice ordered the seizure of his passport. He was likely going to face arrest if he stayed. They came after his father and sentenced him to 27 years, issued an arrest warrant for his brother Eduardo, and now they are coming after him for attempting to unseat Lula. This is what happens is Communist countries. If you oppose the regime, they lash out and do everything they can to silence you in order to cling to power. There are dark days ahead for Brazil. The election should have been annulled.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) October 27, 2026
This is why we must vote to uphold our freedom. Don't vote for the Democrats/Marxists/Leftists/Socialists/Communists.As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States. The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio . From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
— Simón Levy (@SimonLevyMx) October 27, 2026
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra had their own burger recipe. https://t.co/uZgsk7dktw
— The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) October 27, 2026
RFK on Christian genocide in the ME: “Egypt was a Christian country. Libya was a Christian country. Algeria was a Christian country. Iraq was a Christian country. Lebanon was a Christian country." The Christians have been expelled. These are genocides.” https://t.co/V5z9ZYabcp
— Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet) October 27, 2026
God be with Jocelyn's mom and all the Angel Families, and watch over DHS, ICE, and all law enforcement as they work to protect innocent Americans.Jocelyn Nungaray was failed by sanctuary politicians. We can never bring back the innocent victims of illegal alien crime, but we honor their memory and our Angel Families every single day by removing as many illegal aliens as possible. One victim is too many, and we will do everything in our power to prevent a tragedy like what was done to Jocelyn from happening again.
— Secretary Markwayne Mullin (@SecMullinDHS) October 27, 2026
Almost there.It's time to finish what we've started #WinOurWay https://t.co/wDxhuUztCl
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 27, 2026
Just one more win. GO BREWERS!This is the coolest edit for a baseball highlight I've ever seen https://t.co/hiTHXcItJX
— Eric Hubbs (@BarstoolHubbs) October 27, 2026
Milwaukee is one win from its first World Series title, and the smallest market in baseball is turning out the biggest crowds, ratings and merchandise numbers. Check out @JustinEPhillips's insightful article paying homage to the decades of #Brewers history coming together today: https://t.co/OzcJTHQEwG
— The Heartland Post (@HeartlandPostWI) October 27, 2026
GO BREWERS!No rest until we’re the last ones standing #WinOurWay https://t.co/tepqMvZ0ut
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 26, 2026
We really just saw Brandon Woodruff return in a World Series win 🥹 #WinOurWay https://t.co/6GCL9WJU6r
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 27, 2026
Obligatory rolling out of the barrel. A reminder: This is a *watch party*. @620wtmj https://t.co/yLLtAM0vSy
— Adam Roberts (@AdamRobertsMKE) October 27, 2026
Best inning ever.You know… it’s a little unfair the Brewers get to play every game at home in the Series…
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) October 27, 2026
Speechless about what we witnessed tonight #WinOurWay https://t.co/znfch7EBW1
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 27, 2026
An insane, historic, dominant, ridiculous win #WinOurWay https://t.co/Mt01JRSIgt
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 27, 2026
A WORLD SERIES BEATDOWN #WinOurWay x @UWCreditUnion https://t.co/0BxG0yw7RR
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 27, 2026
THE BREWERS TAKE A 3-0 LEAD IN THE WORLD SERIES https://t.co/Q9x5IhnLKp
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 27, 2026
Glorious! GO BREWERS!CAN YOU FEEL IT, WISCONSIN? #WinOurWay https://t.co/X8E1hkQcUL
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 27, 2026
Bob Uecker's "I must be in the front row" Miller Lite ad became bigger than the commercial campaign itself. The spot dates to the early 1980s and fit Uecker's self-deprecating persona perfectly. He could be a baseball broadcaster, actor and comedian without changing the character much at all. Nobody played the lovable guy who knew he wasn't the star better than Uecker. https://t.co/TSWkoZUKJL
— Baseball’s Greatest Moments (@BBGreatMoments) October 26, 2026
GO BREWERS!GAME DAY #WinOurWay https://t.co/EXmSpPodLo
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 26, 2026
GO BREWERS!Fueled up for Game 3 ⛽️ #WinOurWay https://t.co/Vd6CPjNnOl
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 26, 2026
GO BREWERS!Be afraid. Be very afraid. #WinOurWay https://t.co/yinMeYOFwQ
— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) October 25, 2026
WHAT? It's wrong to pray with someone? Milwaukee Archbishop Jeffrey Grob had "reservations" about meeting with President Trump? He regrets praying with the president of the United States? Don't those outraged over Catholic bishops praying in the Oval Office realize that they are being very political? Of course, there was a photo of the meeting. There's a photo of every meeting in the Oval Office. That's not manipulation or politicization. It's extremely disappointing that Archbishop Grob has deemed his visit with President Trump to be a mistake. His apology, in itself, is a political expression that is very troubling, far more troubling than saying a prayer in the Oval Office. I didn't think Archbishop Grob was like this. Would Jesus regret praying with anyone? Would he apologize for the act? I don't think so.NEW: Bishop William Joensen of Des Moines said the White House used a private prayer with President Trump “for partisan political purposes,” the second prelate to express regret over the Oval Office gathering days before the midterm election. Milwaukee Archbishop Jeffrey Grob apologized on Sunday, saying that “something so sacred” had been manipulated. “I did not go without reservations,” he wrote. “I wish I had heeded them.” Pressure is building on the remaining 10 bishops to walk back their participation, and more than 2,500 Catholics have signed a letter asking them to apologize to the people of God and to Pope Leo XIV. https://t.co/a9xmB56n6f
— Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) October 26, 2026
Eric Bauza, the Emmy Award-winning voice actor behind Looney Tunes characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, died Sunday at his home as a result of hypertensive cardiovascular disease, according to Los Angeles County Medical Examiner records. He was 46. https://t.co/Cm54o0h4kk https://t.co/1OVBAiKEpU
— Variety (@Variety) October 26, 2026
We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of a friend of the show, Eric Bauza. We're grateful for the time he spent with us on Toon In With Me and the joy he brought through his incredible talent. Our hearts go out to his family, friends, and fans. Thank you, Eric. ❤️ https://t.co/1SAE8wAPkx
— Toon In With Me (@tooninwithmetv) October 26, 2026
Rest in peace.Remembering prolific voice actor Eric Bauza, who told Variety’s @marcmalkin at the “Coyote vs. Acme” premiere in August that he hopes the film’s success “wakes up the people upstairs to pay attention and realize these characters matter more than they think.” *in Daffy Duck’s voice* “You can’t mess around with the ‘Looney Tunes.’ Toughest fans in the world!” Bauza died at his home as a result of hypertensive cardiovascular disease. He was 46. Read his obit: https://t.co/l7YyVz6y1T
— Variety (@Variety) October 26, 2026
Hilarious.Bessent cooks Obama after dining at the Cheesecake Factory: "This is the man who built the museum that looks like Darth Vader’s tomb... I had a great meal, and I would tell the Martha's Vineyard set to give it a try." 😭 https://t.co/s9kvKTw8Fy
— johnny maga (@johnnymaga) October 26, 2026
Former President Barack Obama criticized President Trump’s ongoing White House renovations, saying that it looks “like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” as he returned to the campaign trail in Cleveland, Ohio on Saturday to back the state’s Democratic candidates ahead of November’s midterm election. “He should be on HGTV,” Obama said. “Guy’s building a ballroom that’s bigger than the White House.” The ballroom construction project was announced officially in July 2025, and is expected to be finished before the end of Trump’s second term.
— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 24, 2026
It's funny that Obama thought he was being funny, delivering comedy gold. In reality, he stepped in it the way only Obama can do. He and the Democrats look down on Americans. They're condescending. They hate us.OUCH! @POTUS DEMOLISHES OBAMA ON CHEESECAKE FACTORY COMMENT 🔥 "We have to explain to Obama that the WH is a symbol of America and has to be MAINTAINED properly. For you to say it is a Cheesecake Factory, shows why you were a LOUSY PRESIDENT." https://t.co/QDceKvpuVg
— Real America's Voice (RAV) (@RealAmVoice) October 26, 2026
This rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” by the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra at the Bradley Symphony Center 👏 📹: milwsymphorch / IG https://t.co/Ts3doIig2y
— MLB (@MLB) October 25, 2026
“I almost started crying in the dugout” Jake Bauers reflects on how much Sal Frelick’s Game 2 homer meant to the Brewers ❤️ https://t.co/w11oUqRAua
— MLB (@MLB) October 25, 2026
"Such an awesome moment for Sal. Such an awesome moment for the team."Aaron Ashby called it his favorite swing of the year. Jake Bauers said he almost cried in the dugout. Brewers react to Sal Frelick’s game-tying home run. https://t.co/zkhp7PvbL2
— Sophia Minnaert (@SophiaMinnaert) October 25, 2026
Of course, we have a brewery in the stadium. We definitely have lots of beer. GO BREWERS!Aaron Ashby and Brice Turang finding out there are stingrays in a tank in Tropicana Field is straight comedy 😂😂 #Brewers #WorldSeries https://t.co/eYD2tnaHVV
— Cameron Ezeir (@camezeir) October 26, 2026
It should be insulting to every American that the mayor of our largest city is a guy who became a citizen less than a decade ago and now spends his time coaching illegal aliens in a foreign language on how they can avoid being lawfully deported.
— Brandon Gill (@realBrandonGill) October 24, 2026
"The only thing [Trump's] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's c--k holster."
"[Ivanka Trump] Your father is a racist birther. Steve Bannon an anti-Semitic opportunist. You and your husband are enabling hatred. F--- your shoes."
"Melania [Trump] is a hooker."
"And my job is to shut other white people down when they want to interrupt."
"We have to, at the DNC, provide training. We have to teach them how to communicate, how to be sensitive, and how to shut their mouths if they're white."
"And to our detractors that insist that this march will never add up to anything: F--- you! F---you!
"Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House."--MADONNA
"Barron Trump looks like a very handsome date-rapist-to-be."
"Barron [Trump] will be this country's first homeschool shooter."
"Hollywood is crawling with outsiders and foreigners, and if we kick 'em all out, you'll have nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts."
"There's a billion to one chance we're living in base reality."
[That means we're almost positively living in a simulation, like a video game.]
"When I would deny that there was a significant racist component in some of the politics on our side, it was because the people I hung out with were certainly not. When suddenly, this rock is turned over, there is this—'Oh shit, did I not see that?'"
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"In any other scenario, Hillary Clinton's lying about her emails, and her pay-for-play relationship with the Clinton Foundation would be disqualifying issues. The only reason they're not disqualifying is because Donald Trump is a fundamentally more repellent, dishonest figure."
"I made a mistake in recalling the events of twelve years ago... I said I was traveling in an aircraft that was hit by RPG fire. I was instead in a following aircraft."
"I'm here to tell you if you elect me governor of this state, I will end the civil war."
"I would not look to the U.S. Constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012. I might look at the constitution of South Africa. That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, had an independent judiciary. It really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done."
"Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now, do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?"
"The death of Andrew Breitbart disproves the adage that only the good die young."
--JULIAN BOND
"The National Institute of Health has said that it is a danger to women's health and safety of their families that for 30 years to be exposed to the prospects of pregnancy."
"[Tea Party Republicans] have acted like terrorists."
"Why did- Couldn't the President have said at that moment, way back in December of last year, 'no game playing. No hostage-taking. No terrorizing this country with the debt ceiling. I'm not going to negotiate with you guys. You can't play it that way.' Could he have done that?"
"[T]he tea-party Hobbits could return to Middle Earth having defeated Mordor."
--WALL STREET JOURNAL EDITORIAL
"I remember distinctly an image of--we were sitting on his couches, and I was looking at [Obama's] pant leg and his perfectly creased pant, and I'm thinking, a) he's going to be president and b) he'll be a very good president."
--DAVID BROOKS
"I feel like calling her back and smackin' her around."
--FRED CLARK, DEMOCRAT
"The picture was of me, and I sent it."
"[I]f you go back to the year 2000, when we had an obvious disaster and - and saw that our voting process needed refinement, and we did that in the America Votes Act and made sure that we could iron out those kinks, now you have the Republicans, who want to literally drag us all the way back to Jim Crow laws and literally - and very transparently - block access to the polls to voters who are more likely to vote Democratic candidates than Republican candidates. And it's nothing short of that blatant."
--DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ
"This is probably one of the worst times we've seen because the numbers of people elected to Congress. I went through this as co-chair of the arts caucus. In '94 people were elected simply to come here to kill the National Endowment for the Arts. Now they’re here to kill women."
"The protesters have proven today that they‘re not going away. It was a pretty rough night last night. You can imagine if people said, well, we just can‘t fight the power. Instead, this morning, they came by tens, by hundreds, by thousands. By midday today, it was easily more than 10,000, perhaps as many as 15,000 people on the square here in Madison. Not organized by anyone, just grassroots citizens who came out just like the Minutemen in 1776."
--JOHN NICHOLS
"They're sitting on the money, they're using it for their own -- they're putting it someplace else with no interest in helping you with your life, with that money. We've allowed them to take that. That's not theirs, that's a national resource, that's ours. We all have this -- we all benefit from this or we all suffer as a result of not having it. I think we need to go back to taxing these people at the proper rates."
"Why don't we just raise the taxes and let these folks have their collective bargaining, have their union representation and go back to their jobs? Raise the taxes on the wealthy."
"In 1933, [Hitler] abolished unions and that's what our Governor [Scott Walker] is doing today."
--LENA TAYLOR, Democrat State Senator
"So I would urge my Republican colleagues, no matter how strongly they feel -- you know, we have three branches of government. We have a House. We have a Senate. We have a president. And all three of us are going to have to come together and give some, but it is playing with fire to risk the shutting down of the government."
"Well, when you start off with the Preamble of the Constitution, you talk about the pursuit of happiness."
"I'm Rebecca Kleefisch. I performed fellatio on all the talk show hosts in Milwaukee. And they endorsed me and that's how I became lieutenant governor."
"Do you think this Constitution-loving is getting out of hand? I mean, is it a nod to the Tea Party?"
"We can’t just leave it up to the parents."
"[Military leaders] tell us that childhood obesity isn’t just a public health issue; they tell us that it is not just an economic threat -- it is a national security threat as well."
"Actually, I did not take part in [the assassination of Sarah Palin]. I led it."
"[The repeal of ObamaCare is] a kind of creeping genocide."
"[Obama] has to realize that Mitch McConnell has virtually said so that politically he wants to cut out his heart and throw his liver to the dogs."
--DAN RATHER
"And the instructions are not to improvise a comedy sketch, but to elect a group of unqualified, unstable individuals who will do what they are told, in exchange for money and power, and march this nation as far backward as they can get, backward to Jim Crow, or backward to the breadlines of the '30s, or backward to hanging union organizers, or backward to the trusts and the robber barons.
"Result: the Tea Party. Vote backward, vote Tea Party. And if you are somehow indifferent to what is planned for next Tuesday, it is nothing short of an attempted use of democracy to end this democracy."--KEITH "Reagan's dead and he was a lousy President" OLBERMANN
"I gotta wonder when people are gonna start wearing uniforms. I mean they've got an army out there in Alaska of militia people. You've got these guys going around acting like street thugs. I mean it isn't far from what we saw in the thirties, where all of a sudden, political parties started showing up in uniform."
"[Sharron Angle] is a moron on top of being evil... I'd like to see her do this ad in the South Bronx. Come here, bitch. Come to New York and do it. I'm not praying for her. She's going to hell. She's going to hell, this bitch."
"So people have been hurting and I understand that. And it doesn't give them comfort or solace for me to tell them, you know, but for me, we'd be in a worldwide depression."
"And to play Dick Cheney, all I had to do was find my Dick Cheney. And you can find all the villainy in the world in your own heart, and that's what an actor's job is. I always say to kids, inside you is Hitler and Jesus. And you got to find the appropriate person and bring them out."
"Because I live in the District of Columbia which is so predominantly Democratic, I am a registered Democrat. But I am an avowed neutral. And to put that into practice, I take my young daughter into the voting booth and she votes for me. She's now 14. We've been doing this since she was about age 4. She's now quite informed."
"Sarah Palin's an idiot. Come on. This is a remarkably, stunningly, jaw-droppingly incompetent and mean woman."
"The Democrats may have moved into the center, but the Republicans have moved into a mental institution."
--AARON SORKIN
"Perhaps the greatest threat of all is the undermining of our Constitution and the systematic attack against the inalienable rights of the citizens of this nation, rights that are guaranteed by our Constitution. At the vanguard of this insidious attack is the Tea Party. This band of misguided citizens is moving perilously close to achieving villainous ends."
"[Christine O'Donnell is] a witch who doesn't masturbate."
"Ah, the Tea Party, the nativist bed-wetters who somehow control our national dialogue. Yes, I call them the Pee Party, Jay, because they're always peeing in their pants about something. They're just, they're afraid of a mosque being built in New York. They're afraid of guns. You know, they think Obama, who like every other pussy Democrat has never said a single word about gun control, but they are very sure that he and his Negro army are coming after their guns. You know what? If you think that he's coming after your guns, you need to get out of your chat room and have your house tested for lead. He's not coming after your guns or your Bible or your fishing pole or your chewing tobacco."
"That's a trade-off society is making because of very, very high medical costs, and a lack of willingness to say, you know, is spending a million dollars on that last three months of life for that patient, would it be better not to lay off those ten teachers and to make that trade-off in medical costs. But that;s called the 'Death Panel' and you're not supposed to have that discussion."
"NOT the 'whiteman's bitch'"
--IESHUH GRIFFIN
"[If Rush Limbaugh suffered a heart attack in my presence, I would] laugh loudly like a maniac and watch his eyes bug out. I never knew I had this much hate in me. But he deserves it."
--SARAH SPITZ
"You want freedom, you going to have to kill some crackers. You going to have to kill some of their babies."
"If this was Texas, which is the state that, that is directly on the border with Mexico, and they were calling for a measure like this, saying that they had a major issue with, you know, with undocumented people flooding their borders, I would say I would have to look twice at this. "But this is a state that is a ways removed from the border. And, um, it just, it doesn't make sense to me that when you google this subject, if you put in 'Arizona S.B. 1070,' that you see a picture of the governor of Arizona meeting with President Obama in May of 2010. If you have direct linkage to the president, there are already National Guard troops on the border in Arizona."
"Tell [the Jews] to get the hell out of Palestine. Remember, these people are occupied and it's their land. It's not German. It's not Poland. [The Jews] can go home. Poland. Germany."
--HELEN THOMAS
"After the last eight years, it's good to have a president that knows what a library is."
--PAUL McCARTNEY
"By the way, I just want to point out I'm wearing my splash shield because I was told I was going to be in the splash zone (during Harry Smith's colonoscopy on live TV)."
--KATIE COURIC
"And that Word is, we have to give voice to what that means in terms of public policy that would be in keeping with the values of the Word."
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"Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance or that people could start a business and be entrepreneurial and take risk, but not job loss because of a child with asthma or someone in the family is bipolar—you name it, any condition — is job-locking."
--NANCY PELOSI
"Back in World War II, we viewed the Japanese as 'yellow, slant-eyed dogs' that believed in different gods. They were out to kill us because our way of living was different. We, in turn, wanted to annihilate them because they were different. Does that sound familiar, by any chance, to what's going on today?"
--TOM HANKS
"The 'White Right' is trying to set Barack up to be assassinated.... Here are Christians praying for God to kill Barack Obama."
--LOUIS FARRAKHAN
"I refuse to accept the notion that the United States of America is not going to lead the world economically throughout the 20th Century."
--JOE BIDEN
"Obama's critics keep blasting him for Chicago-style politics. So, fine. Channel your inner Al Capone and go gangsta against your foes. Let 'em know that if they aren't with you, they are against you, and will pay the price."
--ROLAND MARTIN
"Martha Coakley is running to fill the rest of Ted Kennedy's term, and her opponent is a far-right tea-bagger Republican."
--CHUCK SCHUMER
"I tell you what, if I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times. I don't know if they'd let me or not, but I'd try to. Yeah, that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. 'Cause that's exactly what they are."
--ED SCHULTZ
"We also see how revved up the tea baggers are at the thought of hijacking health care reform and every chance we have at making progress in Washington."
--JOHN KERRY
"A few years ago, this guy (Obama) would have been getting us coffee."
--BILL CLINTON
"I didn't realize I had written a column defending Roman Polanski and minimized his crime - are you sure it was me? I mean, I? There is, apparently, more to this crime than it would seem, and it may sound like a hollow defense, but in Hollywood I am not sure a 13-year-old is really a 13-year-old."
--TOM SHALES
"Joe Wilson yelled 'You lie!' at a president who didn't. But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!"
--MAUREEN DOWD
"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game... During the 7th inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."
--DAVID LETTERMAN
"I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life."
--SONIA SOTOMAYOR
"We all considered sexual abuse of minors as a moral evil, but had no understanding of its criminal nature."
--REMBERT WEAKLAND, Archbishop of Milwaukee 1977- 2002
"You know, you might want to look into this, [President Obama], because I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker, but he was so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight."
"Rush Limbaugh -- 'I hope the country fails.' I hope his kidneys fail."
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"[Obama] told me I did a great job. The first lady said the same thing. I got a 'well done' from the president, I'm on cloud nine."
--WANDA SYKES
"Americans are looking for more government in their life, not less."
--COLIN POWELL
"[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country."
--PAUL BEGALA
"I wouldn't want [gay marriage] to go to the United States Supreme Court now because that homophobe Antonin Scalia has too many votes on this current court."
--BARNEY FRANK
"Going forward, my mind will be open to every solution -- except one. We should not -- we must not -- and I will not -- raise taxes."
--JIM DOYLE, Liar
"He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist."
--JOY BEHAR
"You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F--- you."
--JON STEWART
"Should I be worried about being a slave and being returned to slavery?"
--WHOOPI GOLDBERG
"I also believe that America is the greatest sin against God."
--FR. MICHAEL PFLEGER
"Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are seriously mistaken. Today the reason for the Zionist regime's existence is questioned, and this regime is on its way to annihilation."
--MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
"We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."
--TED TURNER
"Look, [Mitt] Romney comes from a religion founded by a criminal who was anti-American, pro-slavery, and a rapist. And he comes from that lineage and says, 'I respect this religion fully.'"
--LAWRENCE O'DONNELL
"Mexico does not end at its borders... Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico."
--FELIPE CALDERON
"The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don't say, 'Well, I read a science fiction novel that told me it's not a problem.' If the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame retardant."
--AL GORE
"Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers."
--ROSIE O'DONNELL
"Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?"
--CHRIS ROCK
"Shut the f--- up! Shut up if you can't take a joke [about President Bush]!"
--BARBRA STREISAND
"Right, oh, yeah, Happy 9/11! Celebrate the day, right?"
--JAMES BROLIN, Mr. Barbra Streisand
"I think President Bush very well may have signed an authorization for the 9/11 attacks."
--KEVIN BARRETT, UW-MADISON Lecturer
"I said what I said. I am not guilty."
--SADDAM HUSSEIN
"Terri will not be starved to death. Her nutrition and hydration will be taken away."
--MICHAEL SCHIAVO
"On the eve of the election last month my wife Judith and I were driving home late in the afternoon and turned on the radio for the traffic and weather. What we instantly got was a freak show of political pornography: lies, distortions, and half-truths -- half-truths being perhaps the blackest of all lies. "
--BILL MOYERS
"I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for."
--HOWARD DEAN
"The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy.' They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win."
--MICHAEL MOORE
"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs."
--JOHN KERRY
"F---ing retarded."
"[Republicans] can go f--- themselves!"
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
--HILLARY CLINTON
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
--BILL CLINTON
"And let me tell you something -- for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change. And I have been desperate to see our country moving in that direction and just not feeling so alone in my frustration and disappointment."
--MICHELLE OBAMA
"If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uh, as a janitor, makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor."
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"If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill."
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"[F]or most of my lifetime, the United States was such a dominant economic power, we were such a large market, our industry, our technology, our manufacturing was so significant that we always met the rest of the world economically on our terms. And now, because of the incredible rise of India and China and Brazil and other countries, the United States remains the largest economic and the largest market but there’s real competition out there. And that's potentially healthy. It makes -- Michelle was saying earlier I like tough questions because it keeps me on my toes. Well, this will keep America on its toes."
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"If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We're gonna PUNISH OUR ENEMIES and we're gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,' if they don't see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it's gonna be harder and that's why I think it's so important that people focus on voting on November 2."
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"We don't mind the Republicans joining us. They can come for the ride, but THEY GOTTA SIT IN BACK."
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"We can absorb a terrorist attack. We'll do everything we can to prevent it, but even a 9/11, even the biggest attack ever... we absorbed it and we are stronger."
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"We are the ones we've been waiting for."
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"We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers so I know whose ass to kick."
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"We're not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you’re providing a good product or you're providing good service. We don't want people to stop fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow the economy."
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"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."
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"It is a vital national security interest of the United States to reduce these conflicts because whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower, and when conflicts break out, one way or another we get pulled into them. And that ends up costing us significantly in terms of both blood and treasure."
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"But I -- I think that the most important thing for the public to understand is, we're not handling any of these cases any different than the Bush administration handled them all through 9/11."
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"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy CORPSE-MAN Christian [sic] Brossard. And lying on a gurney aboard the USNS Comfort, a woman asked Christopher: 'Where do you come from? What country? After my operation,' she said, 'I will pray for that country.' And in Creole, CORPSE-MAN Brossard responded, 'Etazini.' The United States of America."
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"I hear that Dr. Joe Medicine Crow was around, and so I want to give a shout-out to that Congressional Medal of Honor winner. It's good to see you."
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"We are God's partners in matters of life and death."
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"[T]he Cambridge police acted stupidly."
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"I am going to teach [my daughters] first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby."
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"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings, and INEFFICIENCIES to our health care system."
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"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."
--BARACK OBAMA
"In a word, freedom is ever new. It is a challenge held out to each generation, and it must constantly be won over for the cause of good.... [A] democracy without values can lose its very soul."
--POPE BENEDICT XVI
"When freedom does not have a purpose, when it does not wish to know anything about the rule of law engraved in the hearts of men and women, when it does not listen to the voice of conscience, it turns against humanity and society."
--POPE JOHN PAUL II
"We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop."
--MOTHER TERESA
"To promote choice for its own sake is more akin to self-indulgence than self-determination. It is the philosophy of a pre-schooler in a candy shop."
--BRIAN POLLARD, M.D.
"The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people."
--MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
"The house we hope to build is not for my generation but for yours. It is your future that matters. And I hope that when you are my age, you will be able to say as I have been able to say: We lived in freedom. We lived lives that were a statement, not an apology."
--RONALD REAGAN
"Liberalism is the philosophy of the stupid."
--MARK LEVIN
"We are Warriors forever."
--BO ELLIS
"I know how much you're supposed to enjoy every sandwich, you know."
--WARREN ZEVON
