IT'S APRIL!
That's not right!
My daffodils are in danger!
A question for Al Gore: Would you like to clear my driveway of heavy wet snow?
(He looks like he needs some exercise.)
Global warming refugees can find a home in Wisconsin, if they can handle the obscene taxes.
Give me your turtles, your seals,
Your melting glacial masses yearning to freeze free,
The wretched polar bears of your shrinking ice caps.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the frosted door.
you're fat and little.
ReplyDeletehey guys! News from city: it snowed once in April therefore global warming must not be real! This has never happened before in Wisconsin! Victory!
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm tall and thin.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'm not suggesting that an April snow in Wisconsin disproves global warming.
There is plenty of sound science to debunk Gore's hysteria.
Umm evidence provided by the Oil companies?
ReplyDeleteOOOOH! The scary oil companies!
ReplyDeleteFrom the lib playbook: When faced with an inconvenient truth, blame Big Oil.