10. Spent thousands of tax-payer dollars pimping her dog sled
9. Terminated her hairstylist after receiving a bad beehive
8. Palin claims she hasn't seen this kind of misuse of justice since Supreme Court case of... umm, lemme think of one here...
7. In her adult life, has never gone more than ten minutes without saying, "You betcha!"
6. No number 6 - writer looking for his hairbrush
5. Report's conclusion: "Hey, at least she didn't shoot a guy like Cheney!"
4. Spent 8 weeks in rehab for addiction to lip gloss
3. When asked to respond to charges said, "Instead of answering your question, I'm going to talk about energy"
2. Report is printed in extra-large font so McCain can read it
1. Palin's excuse: "It wasn't me. It was Tina Fey"
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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Monday, October 13, 2008
Letterman: Top Ten Surprises in the Sarah Palin "Troopergate" Investigation Report
TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE SARAH PALIN "TROOPERGATE" INVESTIGATION REPORT
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