Letterman: Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants to Accomplish While Still in Office

TOP TEN THING GEORGE W. BUSH WANTS TO ACCOMPLISH WHILE STILL IN OFFICE

10. Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy

9. Get Cheney a "Goodbye" defibrillator

8. Challenge Lincoln's ghost to rassle

7. Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo

6. Now that he's got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern

5. Cement his legacy with a two month vacation

4. Put Chuck Norris on the nickel

3. See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday

2. Get Condi laid

1. Hasn't he done enough already?