Letterman: Top Ten Things Overheard at the President's Lunch

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE PRESIDENT'S LUNCH

10. "Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore"

9. "If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday"

8. "Laura! More Mountain Dew!"

7. "You guys wanna see 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?"

6. "Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring"

5. "Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh, that's right, you have to work!"

4. "Kissey kissey"

3. "Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt"

2. "Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?"

1. "I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full"