Letterman: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House Beer Summit

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE WHITE HOUSE BEER SUMMIT

10. "Don't worry, Biden will clean up the empties"

9. "Guys, stop me if I try to drunk dial Nancy Pelosi"

8. "Smoking, drinking, suddenly our president is Artie Lange"

7. "Let's call Limbaugh and take this party to the next level"

6. "I feel dizzy and confused--just like bush! Hi-Yoo!"

5. "I don't want to freak anybody out, but I just saw Nixon walking down the hall"

4. "Tell Geithner to put his shirt on"

3. "Senator Larry Craig asked if he could have his beer brought to the men's room" (Still a reference, people)

2. "You guys wanna see where Clinton used to get freaky?"

1. "Excuse me while I take a presidential leak"