10. Advised struggling students to "Give up and play video games all day"
9. Midway through the address, he lit up a smoke
8. Spent most of speech yakking about new season of "Gossip Girl"
7. Urged kids to put their allowance on Packers this weekend
6. Boosted approval rating by promising every kid a kitty
5. Kept shouting, "Swine flu! Run!"
4. Told kids to listen to their parents, "Except for the 8 of you stuck with Jon and Kate"
3. Concluded remarks by saying: "Have fun being unemployed when you graduate!"
2. Tip for success? Cheat off Asian kids
1. Asked students to, "Work hard and study, or you'll end up like President Bush"
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Letterman: Top Ten Surprises in President Barack Obama's Message to Students
TOP TEN SURPRISES IN PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S MESSAGE TO STUDENTS
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