JAY LENO: We've been in the press every day, Kev.
KEVIN EUBANKS: Every day, man.
LENO: And Letterman, Letterman's been hammering me every night.
EUBANKS: I know, that's weird.
LENO: Oh, going after me! Hey Kev, do you know the best way to get Letterman to ignore you?
EUBANKS: What's that?
LENO: Marry him. OK, that's the best way. He will not bother you. He won't look you in the eye. No problem at all.
Whack, big time whack; true too.
ReplyDeleteLetterman's lucky to have a job.
ReplyDeleteI doubt a CEO would have survived a similar scandal.