Oscars 2013 Twitter

Watching the Oscars.

Quite boring.

Thankfully, Twitter is entertaining.

#Oscars2013Annie Hathaway is ROCKING that Legoman haircut!
— Dominic Monaghan (@DomsWildThings) February 25, 2013

quentin tarantino always looks like he just got into a bar fight #Oscars2013
— kangɅdrew (@andrewscottfalk) February 25, 2013

Why do all 50 year old men in Hollywood have hair like50 year old women.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) February 25, 2013

Nobody ever takes their dad to the oscars because everyone just assumes it's your older boyfriend.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) February 25, 2013

“Who are you wearing, Kristen Stewart?” “Xanax I think?”
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) February 25, 2013

Barbra Streisand hits stage & the 1st thing I think: this is the first person at #Oscars2013 I've seen w/ long blond hair that wasn't a man
— Film Festival News (@filmfest) February 25, 2013

Renee Zelwegger looks positively squinty tonight.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) February 25, 2013

How come #pleasekillme isn't trending?
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) February 25, 2013

Rene Zellweger was on stage longer than she was married to Kenny Chesney. #oscars2013

— Buck (@buck4itt) February 25, 2013

Big night for writers on coke! #Oscars2013

— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) February 25, 2013

Wow...Tarentino's looking really good.Put together.Not bloated.Great skin.Kudos, you! #oscars2013

— Joel Bryant (@JoelBryant) February 25, 2013

List of winners here.