Doomsday Clock: Thirty Seconds Closer to Catastrophe

Oh no! The Doomsday Clock is ticking closer to global disaster.

I better start voting for Democrats. Maybe wearing a vagina hat would help.

This guy was doomed the second he bought that sweater... pic.twitter.com/suvkXVcRo0

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 26, 2017

In a related unrelated story:

Breaking: Union of Concerned Guitarists puts Doomsday Marshall all the way to 11

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2017

And another:

Meanwhile it's 12:45 AM on the People Are Losing Their Goddamn Minds Clock

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2017