JIMMY FALLON: There is a lot going on in Washington right now. Trump is working on a new budget, tax reform, health care, and trade. So to make sure he doesn't forget anything, he actually likes to set reminders on his phone. Let me show you what I mean.
For example, he has one reminder that says: Play Tetris to practice building the wall
He needs a reminder.
His next reminder says: Have assistant finish New York Times crossword puzzle, leave on desk so people think I did it
That works!
The next one reminds him to: Find out if tax plan is available as a book-on-tape
Just read it! Just read the thing!
The next one says: South Korea = good, North Korea = bad
Remember that!
And finally, his last reminder says: 3:00a.m. - TWEET!
'3:00a.m. The perfect time.'
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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