JIMMY FALLON: I read that a lot of people who work at the FBI are upset about the way James Comey was fired and that they might start leaking secrets about Trump and his team to get back at them. Well, they already leaked a few of them to us and we're gonna share them with you right now. Absolutely!
For example, they said Betsy DeVos - Starts each morning by saying, "Alexa, what's the weather?" to a flower vase.
They said Sean Spicer - Wakes up every day and pours a handle of vodka into the coffee machine.
And finally, they said Donald Trump - Is actually just three kids and a tabby cat stacked on top of each other and wearing a trench coat.
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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