JIMMY FALLON: It seems like everyone is talking about this photo of the pope meeting Trump. Did you see the photo of them together? It's fantastic. Look at the pope's face.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! He seems really excited. Yeah. Let's see if we can break down that picture for you guys here.
In that photo, TRUMP LOOKS LIKE: A guy who just flew on Air Force One. THE POPE LOOKS LIKE: A guy who just flew United.
TRUMP LOOKS LIKE: He's thinking, "OMG." While THE POPE LOOKS LIKE: He's thinking, "FML."
Next, TRUMP LOOKS LIKE: The Bachelorette after she met a guy she likes. While THE POPE LOOKS LIKE: The Bachelorette after she met the Whaboom guy.
Finally, TRUMP LOOKS LIKE: He's thinking, "Say Cheese!" While THE POPE LOOKS LIKE: He's thinking, "Bitch, please!"
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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