JIMMY FALLON: Trump could be in some real legal trouble with all these scandals. And to prove he knows a lot about the law, he actually put out his own textbook where he gives definitions to some common legal terms. Let's take a look at what he wrote.
For example, for Subpoena, he wrote, "That girl who was a teenage witch."
Next, for Precedent, he put, "What I am."
Next, for Appeal, he wrote, "The part of a banana you don't eat."
Next, for Homicide, he put, "When your pita comes with Sabra."
Next up, for Supreme Court, he wrote, "Like a normal court, but with sour cream and guac."
And finally, for Jury, he wrote, "The main guy on 'Seinfeld.'"
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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