MICHAEL CHE: President Trump knew we had a show tonight so he was kind enough to go on Twitter and do half of our job for us. He said, 'I had to fire General Flynn because he lied to the Vice President and the FBI.' Oh, thanks, man! I got it from here. So, you knew Flynn lied and then asked Comey to stop his investigation? That's obstruction! Who's your lawyer? Oh, right, the oatmeal guy. You know what the crazy thing is is that as bad as this looks, this is still Donald Trump we're talking about. And I've heard people say, 'Oh, there's no way Trump walks from this one,' at least 38 times already. But this slippery bastard is still the president somehow. I mean, what else does the FBI need? They have a 95 percent conviction rate, a high-ranking snitch, and a confession on Twitter. So, if this next year, Donald Trump isn't in prison cornrowing some brother named Lunchmeat's hair, then dammit, I want the oatmeal guy as my lawyer, too.
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
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