SNL: The Bachelor - Robert Mueller

In a stunning turn of events, Saturday Night Live's cold open was actually funny.

BECCA K.: So that's it. He's just gonna be president?

ROBERT MUELLER: I honestly, I don't know how to answer that.

BECCA: [Expletive bleeped.]

ROBERT: Can you just like, can you just come talk to me for like two minutes please?

BECCA: I let my walls down for you.

ROBERT:I know, and I love that.

BECCA: Oh my God, so I have to wait two more years for him to be out of office.

ROBERT: Honestly, probably six.

BECCA: [Expletive bleeped.] Well, at least you finally got to see me cry.

ROBERT: I'm so sorry.

BECCA: So, Stormy Daniels -- that's nothing.

ROBERT: No, I mean, that's definitely fun. It's just like not what I'm doing.

BECCA: Do you have any good news for me?

ROBERT: Do you own American Steel?

BECCA: No.

ROBERT: Then, no, I don't.