SNL: Nuns, Guns, and Priests

From Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update:

COLIN JOST: Another solution proposed is that we should give guns to teachers. And I tried to seriously consider that idea, but then I remembered that I had Catholic nuns as teachers growing up, and they definitely should not have guns. I mean, they were violent enough with rulers. And of course, nuns are violent. I mean, imagine a regular teacher and how frustrated they are all the time. Now, imagine that same teacher, but they can never have sex. I mean, that's why priests are always nicer than nuns. At least priests are always having sex.

So the Catholic Church is fair game? Big laugh.

Colin Jost was born in 1982. I doubt any nuns at his Catholic school were hitting children with rulers.

Priests are "nicer than nuns" because the "priests are always having sex."

Not fair. Not funny.