Halloween at the White House

Secret Service Mistakenly Spends Four Hours Protecting Halloween Butler Decoration https://t.co/Gdx7MtsMj8 pic.twitter.com/7tHPFXXAAj

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 31, 2023

Completely understandable mistake.

D.C. Parents Warn Trick-Or-Treaters To Avoid Big House Where Creepy Old Man Lives https://t.co/1AeWsMQNiv pic.twitter.com/n0SPAoI2g9

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 31, 2023

Very good advice.

White House Accidentally Hands Out Plastic Baggies Of Cocaine To Trick-Or-Treaters https://t.co/q6MIEekRoR pic.twitter.com/BNwxQqzD8F

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 30, 2023

The Big Guy doesn't know what he's doing.