Biden Botches Turkey Pardon Ceremony

BIDEN: "They can actually sang birthday to me!" pic.twitter.com/iGe2gH88Sj

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 20, 2023

"Sang birthday to me"?

Biden is such an old 81.

In this clip, Biden claims the turkeys he was pardoning had a harder time getting to D.C. "than getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour or, or, or ripbritney's tour, she's down, it's kinda warm in Brazil right now" https://t.co/4LkgBJzX46

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 20, 2023

Britney Spears? In Brazil? Taylor Swift?

Biden cannot land jokes, mainly because he can't read and can't speak without slurring.

Biden, reading from his giant teleprompter, says there are "a thousand lakes" in Minnesota.

Minnesota is well-known as the "Land of 10,000 Lakes" pic.twitter.com/Nn2aYQWcGn

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 20, 2023

Biden cannot read numbers.

Biden abruptly leaves his turkey pardon ceremony and half-jogs back inside pic.twitter.com/uvDHaWuJpN

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 20, 2023

Bathroom emergency?

What a mess!