"Goldfish Taste Good." From the Babylon Bee:Toddler Scientists Release Food Pyramid That's Entirely Made Out Of Goldfish https://t.co/j8VGnoUS4c pic.twitter.com/zqYVuFw9JG
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 21, 2024
Replacing the traditional categories of grains, vegetables, fruits, meat, dairy, and sweets comes a new pyramid with one distinct category: Goldfish. "Years of malnourishment among the populace motivated us to update the food pyramid. We went back to the formula and re-examined everything in the light of our updated understanding of nutritional values," Dr. Toby Cram wrote in the abstract for his 20-page paper about the Toddler Food Pyramid entitled, "Goldfish Taste Good." The updated food pyramid comes after years of study and deliberation among toddler scientists.
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