Wednesday, August 21, 2024

Food Pyramid for Toddlers

"Goldfish Taste Good."

From the Babylon Bee:
Replacing the traditional categories of grains, vegetables, fruits, meat, dairy, and sweets comes a new pyramid with one distinct category: Goldfish.

"Years of malnourishment among the populace motivated us to update the food pyramid. We went back to the formula and re-examined everything in the light of our updated understanding of nutritional values," Dr. Toby Cram wrote in the abstract for his 20-page paper about the Toddler Food Pyramid entitled, "Goldfish Taste Good."

The updated food pyramid comes after years of study and deliberation among toddler scientists.

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