UW-Madison's resident nutjob Kevin Barrett, 9/11 conspiracy theorist and America-hater extraordinaire, needs to start lecturing on a new topic -- the Ken Lay Death Lie.
The wackos on the Left believe that reports of Lay's death have been greatly exaggerated.
Check out this website that professes that "Ken Lay is alive and well."
It's "devoted to tracking the whereabouts of the former Enron CEO."
Americans for Equal Justice is pleased to bring you this informative website devoted to tracking the movements of the "late" Kenneth L. Lay, convicted felon and former CEO of Enron Corporation.
Americans for Equal Justice is providing this site as a public service for all of those who demand that white-collar criminals be brought to justice. We welcome and will publish any and all relevant information on the whereabouts of Kenneth L. Lay. Americans for Equal Justice strongly suggests that you not only report your findings to us, but most importantly, to your local news outlets. Please send any links to news outlets reporting your sightings to our organization as well.
You may send all of your reports to sightings@kenlayisalive.org
The group alerts the true believers:
We must consider the fact that Mr. Lay may be wearing a disguise. It is also possible that he has undergone some plastic surgery to change his appearance. Print out these photos and study them closely, as they may help you to identify Mr. Lay.
Eight photos are posted, including an image of Lay with flowing, blonde locks.
Although it's certainly disrespectful and insensitive to Ken Lay's grieving family and friends, the site successfully mocks the lunacy of the far Left and is a clever spoof. ... Or is it???
Kevin Barrett really should look into this. After all, there's probably still time to revise his syllabus for the fall semester.
A great university like UW-Madison must expose students to the theory that Lay isn't really dead.
It would be irresponsible to keep that belief out of the classroom and to censor dissenting opinion.
Academic freedom is at stake.
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And Elvis has not left the building. Elvis lives.
Elvis is in the witness protection program.
Most people know about Elvis’ famous meeting with President Nixon. What they don’t know is that during this meeting Nixon issued Elvis Presley a DEA badge, a clue that Elvis was helping investigators with a major case and later had to enter the federal witness protection program. It's ludicrous to believe that the DEA would have issued a badge to someone not working for them, even Elvis Presley.
Saturday, August 14, 2004
Elvis Is Alive and Working At McDonald’s In Waikiki-- And Singing At Night!
Elvis would have been nearly 70 years old when this was posted.
Send sightings to ISawHim@wacko.org
New from Paul Shanklin:
A Message from Kim Jong Il
I wouldn't be surprised if UW-Madison has a course on Elvis' post-August 16, 1977 whereabouts and activities.
If it's not offered, it should be.
Perhaps Madison could offer a degree in wacko conspiracy theories.
Maybe there should be a College of "Enquiring Minds," borrowing from The National Enquirer's "Enquiring minds want to know."
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Love the message from Kim. :)
To a certain extent, I have pity for the people buying into the theory that 9/11 was an inside job, the ones genuinely brainwashed by the likes of Kevin Barrett.
They're being victimized, like members of a cult. Maybe I should have entitled this post "Calling David Koresh..."
Although I pity you, I still hold you responsible for spreading lies.
I know you're easily confused. Absolutely nowhere in my post do I defend Ken Lay.
Reread it, slowly and carefully. I don't defend Ken Lay.
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