Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Danny DeVito





After his disastrous appearance on The View this morning, will Danny DeVito go on an apology tour?

Will he apologize to President Bush and his supporters via satellite on Letterman?

Will he appear on The 700 Club and beg forgiveness from moviegoing conservatives?

Will Gloria Allred represent President Bush and demand that DeVito personally meet with him before a retired judge to determine just compensation for victimizing the President?

Is this a career ender for DeVito?

The answer to all of the above is NO.

The reason is obvious. DeVito's a lib and he was mocking President Bush.

Thus, no apologies are really necessary, though he has called Barbara Walters to make nice.

ABC, home of the Rosie O'Donnell-hijacked show The View, reports on the incident:


The actor, who was on the show to promote his movie "Deck the Halls," admitted he had been partying with George Clooney the night before and had not slept.

"I knew it was the last seven limoncellos that was going to get me," the actor told the show's co-hosts.

DeVito looked tired and frazzled. He occasionally slurred his speech, some of which was bleeped by the show's producers.

Some of the talk surrounding DeVito's appearance focuses on a long-winded anecdote he told about staying at the White House.

Seeming confused over whether he slept with his wife Rhea Perlman when he stayed in the Lincoln bedroom, DeVito said, "I don't know. Something happens when you go in that hallway. You start not recognizing women."

"No, it was Rhea," he continued. "We went in and we made it our business to really wreck the joint."

What a boorish display!

The executives at Twentieth Century Fox must be thrilled!

Deck the Halls is being panned by critics. If that's not bad enough, then DeVito goes on national TV and insults the target audience of the film -- FAMILIES.

DeVito's publicist, Stan Rosenfeld, told ABC News that the actor has apologized to Barbara Walters, "The View's" creator and co-host.

"He has called Barbara Walters to apologize for anything that could be construed as unfortunate," he said.

Rosenfeld said he has no idea whether DeVito was drunk during his appearance but emphasized that the actor has never had a problem with drinking.

Personally, I don't care whether or not DeVito was drunk, nor do I care if he has a problem with alcohol.

I do care that he spoke so crassly and disrespectfully about the President, imitating a stuttering, stammering Bush.

He not only insulted the President, but he also mocked people with speech difficulties.

Many media outlets are leaving that part out of their accounts, preferring to focus on his alleged drunkenness.

Watch DeVito embarrass himself.


TMZ

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DeVito is absolutely classless.

Don't go see Deck the Halls.

Two reasons:

1. The reviews are horrible.

2. It stars Danny DeVito.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Make it plain, brother...

First, he gets called "numb-nuts" by Danny Devito on "The View"...

Next, it surfaces that he was out-and-out dissed at his own White House event by former Marine and onetime Reagan Navy secretary, and now Virginia Senator Jim Webb...

Next, Colin Powell plays throw Dubya from the train, telling an audience in Dubai that the president needs to wake up and smell the civil war.

... After his Bush-bashing, DeVito then asked the panel what they thought about "the hat trick last week — Rumsfeld, the House and the Senate," referring to the Democrats’ election victories and Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld’s stepping down. DeVito announced how he reacted to the news: "I took my clothes off."

Ouch.

Mary said...

You illustrate the idiocy of DeVito, Webb, and Powell very well.