Saturday, March 17, 2007

Chris Rock on SNL

Michelle Cottle believes that Vice President Dick Cheney is mentally ill. She argues with all sincerity that his heart disease has resulted in dementia.

I'm going to make a diagnosis of my own. If Cottle is qualified to make judgments about Cheney's mental state, I'm certainly qualified to pass judgment on Rock.

Chris Rock appears to suffer from a disorder similar to Tourette's Syndrome.

I've been aware of it since last Tuesday.

Rock keeps blurting out that President Bush is retarded.

I first heard him say it on Late Night with
Conan O'Brien.

He repeated it in an interview that appeared in Life.

Now on Saturday Night Live, Rock said it again.


SNL alum Rock was given the opening segment. Sitting behind a desk, he analyzed the 2008 presidential field, commenting on some Republican and Democrat candidates.

After predicting that Barack Obama would become the next president, he once again displayed his troubling disorder.

Rock can't control himself.

Rock said:


And for those doubters out there who keep asking the question is America ready for a black president-- I say, why not? We just had a retarded one.

The crowd erupted in laughter and applause.

Then, Rock screamed:


By the way, Live from New York, it's Saturday Night.

He just can't stop saying that President Bush is retarded.

It's so stupid. He sounds like a 2nd grader hurling insults on the school playground.

I think Rock is in dire need of an intervention.

The guy needs help.

At the very least, he needs some new material, something actually funny.



13 comments:

Anonymous said...

bet you wouldn't say that if he kept saying "howard dean is retarded". tell me you wouldn't.

The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

anon...is there something you share in common with Howard Dean that you're trying to tell us?

Anonymous said...

no

Mary said...

I think Chris Rock can be funny.

His "President Bush is retarded" shtick isn't.

Where's the outcry from the Left?

If Ann Coulter called a Dem retarded, it would be condemned. Guaranteed.

Anonymous said...

it is no secret that W was and still is not presidential material. had it not been for his father's connections as well as the cronies from his dad's administration and a corruption of our country's once great election system, he would not be president. to say he is retarded is simplistic and reactionary, true. however, he is not a smart man, nor is he and educated man. it is only once he squandered all international goodwill and lost the party majority in the House has he started to accept responsibility for his lies and deceit and begun to take a more moderate stance. coincidence? i think not.

i also find it ironic that in your memorable quotes section, there is a statement from W about America refusing to be an empire in favor of justice and glory. America may not be an empire, but it definitely is a staging ground for the Bush empire via the Carlyle Group and Halliburton. the words that W uttered were not from his heart, but rather those from a well paid speech writer's.

let's be honest here. if you were to compare W with the likes of Ronald Reagan, you get an idea about how unpresidential he really is. RR is a tower of charisma and strength compared to the smirking prankster we have in office riding on the coattails of his daddy's political connections.

i'm not in favor of any reactionary stance be it from the left or the right. it's not about 'left' or 'right', but more about what will help to make our country stronger and smarter with educated citizens who learn to build consensus and work to build up our neighbors instead of tearing them down. in my opinion, W is not the kind of president we need. he is a purveyor of ignorance, opportunism, and collossal greed - not very admirable qualities from someone who proclaims himself to be a born again Christian.

so is W retarded? obviously not. however, the perception of America by other countries is that we are a gaggle of ignorant hicks swayed easily by boilerplate slogans and rabid nationalism. is that the kind of perception we want to foster? is this what makes our country great?

Mary said...

I disagree with you on nearly every point.

We agree that President Bush is not mentally retarded.

Anonymous said...

that was very eloquently stated. so to summarize your position:

-W is presidential material
-he was elected on his own steam without manipulating the voting system of the state where his brother is governor
-he is not exploiting his position in government to enlarge the fortunes of the Bush family and their group of companies
-W is a better president than Ronald Reagan was
-W does not have any of his father's cronies in his government and does not use them for his political gain
-it is about who's 'left' and who's 'right'
-we don't need to make our country stronger with more educated citizens who learn to build consensus
-it is better to tear our neighbors down instead of build them up
-ignorance, opportunism and colossal greed are admirable qualities in someone who proclaims to be a born again Christian
-we do want to foster the image that we are a gaggle of ignorant hicks easily swayed by boilerplate slogans and rabid nationalism.
-our ignorance and rabid nationalism make our country great

i really like how you addressed each point and clarified your position. thank you for helping me to understand you.

Mary said...

Wow! I admire your efforts.

Unfortunately, your attempt to summarize my eloquence has fallen short on a number of points.

Close, but no cigar.

You really hate Bush, don't you?

Try a deep cleansing breath.

Go to your happy place.

Anonymous said...

i was told that the conservative right doesn't address issues, only relies on sloganeering and simplistic criticisms to gloss over the points they are unable to respond to. i'm glad you're not like that.

Anonymous said...

perhaps i am going about this all wrong though. can you tell me what you like about the man?

by the way, have you ever lived outside of America?

Anonymous said...

nothing to say? how unusual.

so you're good at stating your points initially but really bad at defending them. thank you for confirming what i already believed about your type:

you are unable to have that spotlight you turn on others turned back on yourself.

perhaps you lack the nous or the personal strength to have your ideology questioned. perhaps you don't care that you're wrong or that you don't think for yourself outside of the flag waving mob. perhaps you are the one who is retarded. who really knows?

i wish you luck in whatever counterproductive mission you set your mind to.

-anon

Zennie said...

Ah. I think I can end this right here. Mary, if you really weren't impacted by what Chris Rock said, you would not have went to the trouble to post the video.

If you were in a room full of people watching him do this rant, they -- and you -- would have laughed out loud, and you know it! You can't ignore crowd dynamics. And that's the point -- it was so effective it upset you, after you stopped laughing. But Chris is right if you stop to listen to the video.

Mary said...

It's ridiculous to say that posting something from YouTube is a reflection of the impact Rock's "comedy" had on me.

You can't draw such conclusions.

The extent to which something impacts me is not necessarily connected to what I blog about.

For example, I rarely mention the people and things that matter most to me -- my family.

I was with others when I saw Rock make his "retarded" comment, both on Conan O'Brien's show and SNL.

We weren't laughing at all.

To "anon"--

It really bugs me when people, like your "anonymous" self, assume things about me.

Trust me, I'm not "retarded."