Barry Bonds* Hits 755

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

SAN DIEGO -- With a short swing and a strong shot for all the doubters, Barry Bonds* (asterisk mine) caught Hank Aaron and tied the career home run record Saturday night.

No. 755 was an opposite-field drive to left-center, moving Bonds* (asterisk mine) within one swing of having baseball's pinnacle of power all to himself.

It was a long time coming.

Commissioner Bud Selig stood up and put his hands in his pockets while Bonds' family hugged and high-fived. When Bonds* (asterisk mine) crossed the plate, he lifted his batboy son, Nikolai, and carried him several steps in an embrace.

The Petco Park crowd stood and cheered, with some boos mixed in, when the San Francisco slugger homered off Clay Hensley in the second inning. Several fans held up asterisk signs.

Bonds* (asterisk mine) was booed as he headed to left field at the end of the inning. The 43-year-old star has been shadowed by suspicions of steroid use for several years, which some fans feel has tainted his chase for the home run record.

Bonds* did it, and Bud Selig was there.

According to this AP account, Selig stood but didn't applaud.

As I've said before, I think it was right for Selig to be there to witness what happened to Major League Baseball on his watch.

He was there when the monster he helped to create tied baseball hero Hank Aaron's record.

Selig stood and took in the disgrace that he allowed to swallow up the game.

I hope he's there to watch every wretched moment when Bonds* actually breaks Aaron's record. He should be there to watch Bonds* round the bases and render MLB's home run record worthless.

Look at this disgusting MLB site.

It makes me sick.

HANK AARON
755




BABE RUTH
714



*


Who is this?


German Federal Archive

It's East German swimmer Kornelia Ender.

This isn't a man wearing a women's swimsuit. This is a juiced woman.

Read about her.

She's the Barry Bonds* of swimming.

Yes, when I see Bonds* I think of Ender and the other manly East German women swimmers.

I wonder if Bud Selig was a fan.