Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Miley Cyrus Twitter Rap, Billy Ray Cyrus Twitter Rap

Last week, Miley Cyrus made the shocking, SHOCKING announcement that she was deleting her Twitter account.

She made a video explaining her reasons for quitting.




Turns out that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus has made a video in response to her video.

Billy Ray isn't quitting Twitter. He's staying.




Lyrics

Hey there, America, let's make this clear
Miley might be gone, but I'm still here
I'm the manna with the planna,
I used too much self-tanna
I also play the father on
Hannah Montana

People say how good my hair looked
on Dancing With The Stars, bro
I traded in my mullet
for a Steven Cojocaru

I may be a one-hitter,
that doesn't make me bitter
My career's in the s**tter
but I ain't no Twitter quitter!

I'm still here
Yeah, you know where to find me
You should follow me
if you used to follow Miley

I'm still here
The @ symbol b-i-l-l-y-r-a-y-c-y-r-u-s
I'm still here

As long as my heart's beatin',
I'm gonna be tweetin'
Cause I got a full house
like my name was Jodie Sweetin

Miley left, but she's still cool
lets me swim in her pool
I'm on computers like a virus
Call me Mr. Miley Cyrus

I'm still here
yeah, yeah
still here tweetin'
Achy-Breaky tweets!!!

Yeah, I'm getting my hair frosted
Eatin' food, LOL
Sweet niblets

No comments: