Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tiger Woods Jokes - Conan O'Brien, December 8

Conan O'Brien is continuing to use the Tiger Woods scandal as comedy fodder.

Once again, O'Brien relied on his Tiger Woods joke caddy, Sean Tuttle. This was the caddy's third consecutive appearance on The Tonight Show.

Here are the Tiger Woods jokes from the December 8 addition:

CONAN O'BRIEN: Hey, get this folks-- On Sunday, golfer Jim Furyk made two clutch putts to win the Tiger Woods Chevron World Challenge. That's right, yeah. And check this out: As the winner of Tiger's tournament, the golfer gets $1 million and three phone numbers.

O'BRIEN: Here we go... Tiger Woods' wife has purchased a new house in Sweden with the help of her twin sister. When he heard this, Tiger said, 'Wait! She's got a twin sister?!?'

O'BRIEN: Gatorade has said that their decision to stop production of a Tiger Woods brand of Gatorade is unconnected to Tiger's recent behavior. That's what they said, yeah. Although it probably didn't help that the slogan for the drink was: 'Tiger Woods, is it in you?'

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More Tiger Woods jokes - Conan O'Brien, December 9, 2009
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"Take a Knee, Tiger Woods" - Jimmy Fallon, December 9, 2009
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More Tiger Woods jokes - Jimmy Fallon, December 15, 2009
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More Tiger Woods jokes - Jimmy Fallon, December 18, 2009

2 comments:

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jeebas said...

This hot scandal is sure to invite some more opportunity to the media and comedians across the globe. The Tiger will always burn bright, even if for the wrong reasons.