Monday, December 7, 2009

Woods' Women - And Then There Were SIX (No, TEN)

UPDATE: And Then There Were SIX TEN, and counting.

Less than two weeks after Tiger Woods' Thanksgiving weekend car crash outside his home, 10 women have been alleged to have had affairs with the married golf legend.

Woods may be laying low – even skipping out on his own charity golf tournament this weekend – but it has not slowed the downward spiral of his once spotless public image, as bikini models, pancake house waitresses and reality stars come forward to reveal what they say are details of Woods' infidelities.
TIGER’S RUMORED WOMEN:
1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to attorney Michael O’Quinn. At the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

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I learned that you have to pay attention carefully to the Tiger Woods drama or you may miss quite a bit.

I knew that three women had come forward to claim sexual relationships with Woods - Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin.

That number has doubled.

New reports have added three more women to the list of alleged lovers of married golfer Tiger Woods.

Radar Online first reported that Las Vegas waitress Jamie Jungers claimed she was involved with Woods.

Then overnight, the New York Daily News added Manhattan clubgoer Cori Rist, 31, as a fifth woman linked to Woods.

The News Of The World then spoke with Mindy Lawton, who claims she had a year-long affair with Woods that began in the spring of 2006.

Lawton was a manager at a Perkins restaurant in Orlando when she claimed she hooked up with the golfer. Among her more tawdry claims is that she had sex with Woods in a church parking lot.

A press conference from one of three new women is expected soon.

A church parking lot?

Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, may want to go back to the negotiating table and rework that prenuptial agreement once again.

I think even more intense marriage counseling sessions might be in order.

Maybe Woods had already come clean and revealed the complete list of his "friends" to his wife.

It's best just to open the floodgates than to allow the truth to trickle out.

Is six the final tally?

I doubt it.

Woods is an overachiever. And there is an incentive for the women to come forward and threaten to reveal all. They likely want to get their share of hush money. I suppose the more lurid the details the higher the payout.

Is there rehab in Woods' future?

Will he admit to a sex addiction?

That seems inevitable at this point.

Poor sick Tiger.

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