Scott Brown is being immortalized -- in plastic.
Herobuilders.com is selling Scott Brown action figures, three styles, for $34.95 each.
From the Boston Herald:
Herobuilders.com, a Connecticut company that makes custom dolls modeled after celebrities, politicians, reality stars and crooks, will roll out its latest action figure tomorrow - the new Republican senator from Massachusetts.
“He’s a superhero, this guy,” Herobuilders honcho Emil Vicale told the Track . “He’s a man of action who stepped into the ring, 30 points down, and in just one month does the impossible. This is some amazing guy. He’s not just a Democrat killer - he’s an administration killer!”
In fact, the Herobuilder is so taken with our Republican Flavor of the Week that he is manufacturing three different Scott Brown action heroes.
There’s the “2012 Executive Scott Brown,” dressed ever-so-presidentially in a suit. Then there’s the “Scott Brown Everyman,” dressed in a white T-shirt, jeans and sneakers. Which, if you ask us, makes the senator-elect look like a member of the Log Cabin Club! Where’s the manly barn jacket????
But best of all, is the anatomically correct Scott Brown Cosmo Doll, with rippling biceps, a Situationesque six pack and an oh-so-demure fig leaf!
...BTW, if it’s any indication of the mood of the country, Vicale reports that the Obama doll is a “terrible” sell.
“He doesn’t translate into a good action figure because he never does anything,” he joked. “All he does is babble nonsensically.”
Each Scott Brown doll is priced at $34.95. Go to herobuilders.com to place an order. And as a special postelection “thank you” to Mass. voters, Vicale is giving a 10 percent discount to buyers who use the code “Boston” between now and Feb. 8.
PHOTO
Anatomically correct?
Are batteries included?
No comments:
Post a Comment