Health Care Reform: Pros and Cons

PRO: Kids can stay on their parents' health insurance until they're 26.

CON: Kids will stay in their parents' basement until they're 26.


PRO: Insurance companies can no longer deny coverage for those with pre-existing conditions.

CON: Bieber Fever does not count as a pre-existing condition.


PRO: A 10% excise tax will be placed on indoor tanning services.

CON: The national debt will single-handedly be paid off by Snooki.


PRO: There are no plans to block access to medical marijuana for ailing seniors.

CON: Towns will now be overrun by high grannies.


PRO: Rush Limbaugh said he'd move to Costa Rica if the bill got passed.

CON: A shirtless Rush Limbaugh zip-lining through the rain forest. 'Nuff said.


PRO: The bill will now require premium rebates to enrollees from insurers with high administrative expenditures and require public disclosure of the percent of premiums applied to overhead costs.

CON: Huh?


PRO: C-SPAN enjoyed its highest ratings in years Sunday night.

CON: 12 people watched.


PRO: Today Joe Biden called health care reform a "big f***ing deal."

CON: He said the same thing about the new Coors Light Vented Wide Mouth can.


PRO: Passage of the bill represents a major political victory for President Obama.

CON: He's still eating it in his March Madness bracket.