Thursday, December 9, 2010

Top Ten: Saudi Youth Love Letterman

According to a WikiLeaks revelation, American television shows, like Late Night with David Letterman, are proving to be effective "agents of influence" in dissuading Saudis from pursuing jihad against the U.S.

That State Department cable was the basis for Letterman's Top Ten List on Wednesday night.


TOP TEN REASONS SAUDI YOUTH LOVE ME, DAVID LETTERMAN

10. I too was a Saudi youth

9. We're on right after the number one children's show "Saudi Doody"

8. I'm hip to their jive

7. Come on, who doesn't love a sneezing monkey? (video of a sneezing monkey)

6. I've been told I smell like grilled lamb

5. They love seeing dumb Americans featured in my hilarious "Jaywalking" segment

4. Come on, who doesn't love watching Trump at a football game? (video of Donald Trump at football game)

3. My memorable performance in "Lawrence of Arabia" as Tariq the date farmer

2. My chain of local Saudi home decor stores: Bedouin Bath and Beyond

1. The jokes are a lot funnier if you don't speak English

Late Show with David Letterman
December 8, 2010


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