LOST: 14 Wisconsin Dem Senators

The 14 AWOL Wisconsin Democrat senators have treated the state, and the nation, to a surreal, confusing, and downright lame drama.

It premiered February 17, 2011.



They claim there's no conclusion on the horizon, but eventually it has to end. It can't go on forever. They can't stay away forever and fail to fulfill their duties as state legislators.

The 14 AWOL Wisconsin Dem senators are fighting it, but they have to go back to Madison.

"WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"

"How did we get here? How did all this happen?"

"It happened because you left, Jack."
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"Hello, Jack. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you."
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"We have to go back."

"Of course, we do."
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"I've been flyin' a lot."

"What?"

"The golden pass that they gave us -- I've been using it. Every Friday night I fly from LA to Tokyo or Singapore, Sydney. And then I get off, and I have a drink, and then I fly home."

"Why?"

"Because I want it to crash, Kate. I don't care about anybody else on board. Every little bump we hit or turbulence -- I actually close my eyes and I pray that I can get back."
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"Have you ever stopped to think that these delusions that you're special aren't real, that maybe there's nothing important about you at all? Maybe you are just a lonely old man that crashed on an island. That's it."
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"I left three messages on your voicemail. You didn't get them?"

"My phone's broken."
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"Please, you have to come back. You're the only one who can convince the rest of 'em. You have to help me. You're supposed to help me."

"John, it's over. It's done. We left and we were never important. You leave me alone. And you leave the rest of 'em alone."
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"All of you have to go back. Are you?"

"Sayid - I don't even know where Sayid is. Hurley is insane. Sun blames me for... and Kate - she won't even talk to me anymore."
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"Do you know anything about me? Do you have any idea what I've been through? ...Don't you look at me like that. Don't you pity me."

"I'm trying to help you."

"You can't help me!"
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"No, I'm sick of lying. We made a mistake."

"I have to go. He's gonna be wondering where I am."

"We were not supposed to leave."

"Yes, we were. Goodbye, Jack."

"We have to go back, Kate. WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"