Leno: Rick Santorum Jokes

In his nightly monologue, Jay Leno keeps bashing away at the Republicans. Typical.

Rick Santorum, previously all but ignored by the show's writers, is Leno's target now that he's gained momentum in the primaries.

JAY LENO: A lot of celebrities are now coming forward with their political endorsements. This week, the lead singer of the heavy metal band Megadeth says he's endorsing Rick Santorum. That's what he said. Me? I'm gonna wait until I hear what Lemmy from Motorhead has to say. I don't wanna rush into anything.

And Rick Santorum said this week he wants to restore religious values to government -- you know, like they do in Iran.

And believe me, Rick Santorum - very conservative when it comes to sexual issues, very conservative. Today, he said he would ban In-N-Out Burger. That's how conservative.

He is so conservative he only flies Virgin Airlines. That's how conservative.

He is so conservative he thinks you need to be 18 or older to look at the Washington Monument. That's how conservative.

Let me tell you how conservative Rick Santorum is: He wants Glee renamed The Morally Confused Dance Club. That's how conservative.

He is so conservative he won't even order a bone-in rib eye. That's how conservative he is.