Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Romney Presidency: Pros and Cons

And so it begins.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon highlighted Mitt Romney in the "Pros and Cons" bit on Tuesday, looking at the pros and cons of a Mitt Romney presidency.

PRO: He's not Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, or Rick Santorum.

CON: He's Mitt Romney.

PRO: The entire Romney family will get to move into the White House!

CON: At which point it will be renamed the Really White House.

PRO: Getting to see the animatronic Mitt Romney in Disney World's Hall of Presidents.

CON: Realizing after a half-hour it's actually him.

PRO: Newt Gingrich might look for a way to get into President Romney's cabinet.

CON: But only because he heard there's a bunch of jelly donuts in there.

PRO: He supports gay marriage.

CON: As long as it's between a man and a woman.

PRO: He's the right man for the job.

CON: That job being an L.L. Bean model for "dad pants."

PRO: He's American.

CON: He's a mannequin.

PRO: He'll get to live in the 18-acre, 132-room White House.

CON: Romney says he realizes it's small, but he'll "make do."

PRO: He's got an answer to the unemployment problem.

CON: American Hunger Games!

Romney would make a good L.L. Bean model for "dad pants."

Of course, Obama makes a good model for "mom jeans."

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