And so it begins.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon highlighted Mitt Romney in the "Pros and Cons" bit on Tuesday, looking at the pros and cons of a Mitt Romney presidency.
PRO: He's not Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, or Rick Santorum.
CON: He's Mitt Romney.
PRO: The entire Romney family will get to move into the White House!
CON: At which point it will be renamed the Really White House.
PRO: Getting to see the animatronic Mitt Romney in Disney World's Hall of Presidents.
CON: Realizing after a half-hour it's actually him.
PRO: Newt Gingrich might look for a way to get into President Romney's cabinet.
CON: But only because he heard there's a bunch of jelly donuts in there.
PRO: He supports gay marriage.
CON: As long as it's between a man and a woman.
PRO: He's the right man for the job.
CON: That job being an L.L. Bean model for "dad pants."
PRO: He's American.
CON: He's a mannequin.
PRO: He'll get to live in the 18-acre, 132-room White House.
CON: Romney says he realizes it's small, but he'll "make do."
PRO: He's got an answer to the unemployment problem.
CON: American Hunger Games!
Romney would make a good L.L. Bean model for "dad pants."
Of course, Obama makes a good model for "mom jeans."
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