Friday, August 31, 2012

Gwen Moore - Democratic Convention

Congresswoman Gwen Moore of Milwaukee has been added to the line-up of the Democratic National Convention.

Pelosi will speak for House Democrats and lead a presentation of House Democratic women, the convention announced.

Among those in the presentation are Rep. Rosa DeLauro of Connecticut, Rep. Carolyn Maloney of New York, Rep. Nydia Velasquez of New York, Rep. Gwen Moore of Wisconsin, Rep. Allyson Schwartz of Pennsylvania, Rep. Donna Edwards of Maryland.

The presentation will also include two congressional candidates: Joyce Beatty of Ohio and Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii.

THANK YOU, DEMOCRATS!!!

I can't wait for them to trot out Gwen. The nation needs to get to know her.

I hope the Democrats allow Gwen to share her musical stylings.

She is a singer. Of course, that depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. Also the meaning of "singer."

During the recall insanity in Wisconsin, Gwen performed a song that was so popular with Democrats that they posted it on YouTube.

Listen to Gwen perform "Hit the Road, Scott."

***WARNING***

Prepare yourself. This will hurt.




Yow!

Did you hear those high notes? (Can you still hear at all?)

The screeching!

Nails on a chalkboard. There are no words. It's torture. This is Gitmo quality.

We can only hope that Gwen reworks her song, changes up the lyrics, and performs at the convention.

People in swing and toss-up states will run to Mitt Romney faster than the viewers can mute the volume on their TVs.

Sing, Gwen! Sing! Sing for Obama, failed president, like you did for Tom Barrett, failed mayor of Milwaukee and three-time loser in the Wisconsin race for governor! SING!






2 comments:

ALH said...

They should play that at Gitmo when dealing with difficult prisoners. I suspect cooperation would increase significantly.

Mary said...

Listening to Gwen sing would be considered worse than waterboarding.