JIMMY FALLON: After months of buildup, last night was the first presidential debate at the University of Denver. Of course, a lot of big names didn't show up to the event - Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, President Obama.
It was not a good night. It was not a good night for the president. And in fact, the president seemed to give long-winded, disjointed answers during last night's debate. Even Gary Busey was like, 'Dude, you gotta focus. Focus - First, One, Can, Understand, Stuff.'
Jim Lehrer had trouble making sure the candidates stuck to the rules last night. Even NFL replacement refs were like, 'This guy's a disaster!