Friday, March 1, 2013

'Sequester Cathedral'

From Paul Shanklin, an inspired sequester parody song recalling "Winchester Cathedral," "Sequester Cathedral":



Lyrics:

Sequester is here now
I'm bringing you down
I stood and I watched as
Time slowly ran out

I could have cut something
But I didn't try
I didn't cut nothin'
Just spit in John's eye

Now everyone knows just how much they need Uncle Sam
As garbage piles up people starve and furloughed firemen let their houses burn down

Sequester is here now
I'm bringing you down
I'll stand by and hope that
The country goes south

Uh, just want you to know that these are real cuts.

I don't care what Bob Woodward said.

If he knows what's good for him, he'll keep his mouth shut.

Tell Boehner, No-no
No-no-de-oh-no
No-no-de-oh-no-no-no-no
NO!


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