Leno: Obama, Prom Picture, the IRS

JAY LENO: Not looking good for President Obama. Today, his teleprompter took the Fifth. That's a bad sign. In fact, they've changed their slogan from 'yes we can' to 'no I can't remember, I'm sorry.'

Well, the latest scandal in Washington, of course, is raising questions about the IRS. You know, I have a question. Why is it called the Internal Revenue Service? How is having your money confiscated a service? Really? 'Oh, thank you so much. We really appreciate it.'

Democratic Congressman Elijah Cummings of Maryland said that he worries the IRS scandal might have a chlling effect on the IRS and that they might be afraid to audit people. So, finally, some good is coming out of all of this! Thank you very much. Thank you.

I guess TIME magazine found a picture of President Obama at his high school prom back in 1979. Show the picture. I love this picture. Look at that.



What is that weed around his neck? I'm curious.

The theme of the prom was 'Hope and change out of that dress into something more comfortable.'

See, that was back in 1979. Let me tell you how long ago that was. Back then, Obama had to ask a girl for her phone number. He couldn't illegally obtain it through the Justice Department. You had to ask the girl.