Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Leno: Obama Scandals - More Jokes

JAY LENO: I mentioned this the other night. You probably heard about this. The National Aquarium in Washington, D.C., is going to close. But don't worry. If you're in DC and you still want to smell something fishy, stop by the White House. There's something going on there, something going on.

Hey, did you know this week marks the 40th anniversary of the Watergate hearings? Now, for those of you too young to remember, back then the administration had an enemies list, they were spying on reporters, they used the IRS to harass groups they didn't like. Thank God, those days are gone forever! Thank God! Can you imagine?

Well, it's been a rough week for Obama. A lot of critics are comparing President Obama to President Richard Nixon, which is unfair. Nixon's unemployment rate was only five percent.

Well, this has become a huge story. You know this whole IRS thing, apparently targeting conservative groups, like the Tea Party? You know it's bad when President Obama says, 'Hey, why don't we talk about Benghazi?'

This Benghazi thing, that's not going to go away anytime soon either. The White House has gone from 'change you can believe in' to 'change the story until you believe it.'
_________________

FINALLY, some monologues that lead off with a string of jokes that lampoon Obama. It's about time. Still, it's too little, too late.

No comments: