JAY LENO: Snoop is back in the news-- not Snoop Dogg, Snoop Obama. Yeah, Snoop Obama.
A big change at the White House today, they closed the gift shop and opened a Verizon store.
Well, this has become a huge controversy after it was revealed that the national security agency seized millions of Verizon phone records. And of course, this has caused a panic among civil libertarians, constitutional scholars, and cheating husbands everywhere.
How ironic is that? We wanted a president that listens to all Americans. Now, we have one.
Actually, President Obama clarified the situation today. He said, 'No one is listening to your phone calls.' The president said, 'That's not what the program is all about.' You know, like the IRS is about targeting certain political groups. That's not what it's about.
I mean, what going on? The White House is looking through our phone records, checking our computers, monitoring our emails. When did the government suddenly become our psycho ex-girlfriend? When did that happen?
If Obama wants to put this snooping thing to good use, how about spying on the IRS next time they throw a $4 million party? Why don't you do that one? Find out about that.
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Leno: Obama, Verizon, and Spying
Posted by Mary at 6/08/2013 12:00:00 AM
Labels: Barack Obama, Entertainment, Jay Leno, Obama Administration, Obama IRS Scandal
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