JAY LENO: Here's the latest on ObamaCrash, I mean ObamaCare, the website. The Obama administration has now asked Verizon to help fix the ObamaCare website. Now, Verizon wasn't the president's first choice. He initially reached out to T-Mobile, but they dropped the call; so then he went to Verizon.
Do you know who the president should get to help fix the website? Anthony Weiner. If there's one guy who proved he knows how to use the Internet, it's Anthony Weiner.
Consumer Reports is now recommending that people sit back, sit back and wait a few weeks until the government fixes the problem. Really? A few weeks? When was the last time the government fixed anything in a few weeks. We still have troops in Korea. OK? Really? A few...?