JAY LENO: A lot of people are speculating lately about what President Obama will do once he leaves office in 2016. One thing we can safely rule out: website designer.
As I'm sure you know this ObamaCrash, ObamaCare website not working out too well. In fact today, some marketing experts are comparing the rollout to a Ford Edsel filled with New Coke. That's what they said is sort of equivalent.
But, they are making progress. Like they said today, if you find yourself getting too frustrated trying to logon, they've added a link to a suicide hotline. I think that will help.
Do you know what the president should do? Put the NSA in charge of the website. That way there's nothing to fill out. They already have all our information. Just put your name in.