JAY LENO: According to a report, more than 700 fake ObamaCare websites have been created. Now, security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites because they're easy to logon to.
The White House said today that one of the reasons the ObamaCare website has had so many problems it's so popular it was overwhelmed. Really? How come PSY Gangnam Style video never had any problems? What did he have? Two billion hits? Two and a half billion hits? Really? So ObamaCare is more popular than Gangnam Style? Exactly. I don't think so.
Well, the White House now says that the website should be functioning smoothly by the end of November, by the end of November, which means, of course, the beginning of April.
Have you tried to logon? Oh, it's slow.
It is slower than Chris Christie trying to put on a pair of bicycle shorts. It's so slow.
It is slower than my watch during an interview with Paris Hilton. That's how slow it is.
It takes longer to logon than Anthony Robbins getting a teeth cleaning. That's how long it is.
It is so slow by the time it's operational Al Gore will be complaining about global cooling. That's how slow it is.
It has crashed so many times they've renamed it Amtrak. That's how bad it is.
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Leno: ObamaCare Website Jokes
