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KATHLEEN SEBELIUS (Kate McKinnon): I'm Kathleen Sebelius, Secretary of Health under President Obama. Now, a lot of folks have been talking about our new health care enrollment website - how it's been crashing and freezing and shutting down and stalling and not working and breaking and sucking.
Well, tonight, I have a number of friendly tips to help you deal with those technical problems. For example, have you tried restarting your computer? Sometimes, it helps to turn the computer off and then turn it back on. We don't know why, it just does.
If our website still isn't loading properly, we're probably just overloaded with traffic. Millions of Americans are visiting healthcare.gov, which is great news. Unfortunately, the site was only designed to handle six users at a time.